omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Bills To Pay
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers, and Alan Taylor & co’s Thor: The Dark World.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Entirely non-explicit sex and frank talk of sex.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane x Thor
Summary: Note to self: alien royals make for bad house guests. // happy clappy post-TDW AU. No spoilers.
Author’s Note: Set in the 'verse created in The Worst Laid Plans, which, unlike this fic, has ALL THE SPOILERS. No knowledge of that one is needed to enjoy this one, but of course I encourage you to read both when you can. :P Enjoy!

Bills To Pay )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans, Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Frigga )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
TITLE: The Fairy Jar
AUTHOR: Omnicat
SUMMARY: Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It's Loki's fault, of course. But two can play that game.
NOTES/WARNINGS: No warnings so far. Will most likely be edited slightly for canon compliance once The Dark World comes out.

Chapter II )

The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.
omnicat: (for the MCU)

Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. What else were you expecting?

The Fairy Jar )



The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.

omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Take The Avengers, look at what Loki did, and think ‘meh, no big deal’. This is the fic you get.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin
Summary: In which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man.
Author’s Note: Let’s be clear: this is crack. It’s just that nobody informed Thor. (I think I drew this out a little too long to keep the fun-momentum, but ugh, revisions will have to wait until the active memory of the initial writing process has cleared from my brain. Don't judge me, dude. It's gonna take at least a year.)

Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: The Q Word
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific for Thor.
Warnings: Language. Might not be entirely safe if you’ve got an embarassment squick.
Characters & Pairings: Frigga, Loki, Natasha and others.
Summary: Frigga does not approve of Loki’s language and makes him apologize to Natasha for his Shakespearean insults.
Author’s Note: As usual, a heaping helping of crack for the kink meme.

The Q Word )

PSAN: Spoiler )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Mating Rituals
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor. Also includes references to Norse mythology, which is of course ridiculously public domain, and Marvel’s Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor.
Warnings: Sex talk, mention of murder and suicidal thoughts, crack.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane, mention of Thor, Frigga and Sleipnir
Summary: Every time Loki tries to say “Will you marry me?” he instead says “I want to bear your children”.
Author’s Note: This one should have been pure crack, but then stupid realism and context had to sneak in. *throws up hands in defeat* Still mostly crack, though!

Mating Rituals )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology (the latter of course being an ultimate form of public domain).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. All you need to know about the myths is that Loki once turned into a horse and had a foal, and Thor and Loki once dressed up as a bride and her handmaiden to get Mjolnir back from a giant.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin (x Frigga), mention of Bestla (lots), and Heimdall, Jane and Balder (a little).
Summary: Sing to the tune of “Santa Clause Is Coming To Town”; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla’s come to visit, and now she’s Thor and Loki’s problem.
Author’s Note: For the record, Grandma isn’t a frost giantess in this. Keeping the mythological Aesir-Jotun crossbreeding tradition intact would add a level of fail to Odin’s parenting that boggles the mind too much for me to keep even remotely believable.

Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town )

Legend / Notes

* The ‘bi’ in Bifrost is not a Latin-derived ‘bi’ no matter how the movie may pronounce it, so a one-way Bifrost would not, in fact, be a Monofrost. But Jane liked the pun, okay. Leave her alone.
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere)
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Sigyn, Balder x Nanna, Thor x Jane Foster, mention of Sif and the Warriors Three
Summary: Sigyn and Nanna discover fanfiction. Specifically, Loki/Balder fanfiction. Said Loki and Balder are not amused.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere) )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Little Tasha
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: The Marvel Cinematic Universe, with references to Norse mythology.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor and Iron Man 2.
Warnings: Loki is only ever nice to kids.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Natasha Romanoff, joking reference to Loki x Natasha that can be interpreted as something serious if your goggles slant that way, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, reference to Thor x Jane and Tony x Pepper.
Summary: Natasha is turned into a child and the Avengers don’t know what to do with her. Enter Loki, who always wanted another little girl, and is the best babysitter ever.
Author’s Note: This is only comics compliant when I want to be. :P

Little Tasha )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Happy Thrymsday!
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, with references to Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 (minor) and Norse mythology (major).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Innuendo.
Characters & Pairings: Jane x Thor, Loki (x Natasha)
Summary: The Aesir have an annual role reversal carnival that involves crossdressing and just because Loki and Thor can’t be home for it, doesn’t mean they’re not going to celebrate! // post-Thor but not Avengers-compliant
Author’s Note: (I can’t write technobabble. Please forgive me. Or help me! Even better!)

Happy Thrymsday! )

PSAN: ‘Thoryn’ is based on Loki’s mythological wife’s name, ‘Sigyn’, which means ‘victorious girlfriend/victory bringer’, with ‘sig’ obviously being the ‘victory’ part, making ‘-yn’ ‘girlfriend’ (maybe); and ‘Lokk’ on ‘Thokk’, the giantess-who-was-really-Loki-in-disguise who refused to cry in order to bring Balder back from the dead. I could’ve done some research and found real ancient/mythological female names that came close to ‘Thor’ and ‘Loki’, but I like the reasoning and sound of these. So there. ‘Natasha’ became ‘Nathaniel’ instead of, say, ‘Nikolai’ or ‘Anatoly’, because ‘Natasha’ is itself an Anglification of ‘Natalia’.

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omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, to a lesser extent Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 and Marvel’s X-Men, and including references to Norse mythology, Joe Johnston & co’s Captain America: the First Avenger and Marvel’s Fantastic Four.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor and certain plot twists in Iron Man 2 and Captain America: the First Avenger.
Warnings: Brothers being jerks. Language. Non-graphic violence and destruction.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Mystique, mentioned Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Jane Foster, Natasha Romanoff, Sigyn, Sif, Jarnsaxa, Loki x Sigyn, Loki x Natasha, Thor x Jane, Thor x Sif, Thor x Jarnsaxa, and Immortals Everywhere x Unusual Ideas About Fidelity.
Summary: After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki’s Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Villainous Valentine
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor. Also includes references to other parts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Dreamworks’ Shrek, the Disney oeuvre, Lauren Faust & co’s My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, George Lucas & co’s Star Wars, Naoko Kadeuchi’s Sailor Moon, Gene Roddenberry & co’s Star Trek, and DC’s Batman.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Darcy (x) Loki, OCs
Summary: Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words
Author’s Note: Written as a sequel to Christmas Crashing, but if you skip the part before the scene break, it can stand on its own pretty well. Enjoy!

Villainous Valentine )

Darcy’s Dastardly Dates
Loki takes Darcy hostage and proves to be an excellent holiday date. (Also, alliteration!)
Christmas Crashing
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Villainous Valentine
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Christmas Crashing
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Marvel’s Thor. Also contains references to Marvel’s X-Men and J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. For the others, suffice to say that Dumbledore’s eyes are famously twinkly, and Shadowcat is a mutant who can pass through solid materials.
Warnings: Sympathetic use of villains and their villainy. Cussing.
Characters & Pairings: Darcy, Loki, Darcy’s OC parents, and a bit of Thor, Jane and Erik.
Summary: Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Author’s Note: Written for a prompt at NorseKink. Enjoy!

Christmas Crashing )

Darcy’s Dastardly Dates
Loki takes Darcy hostage and proves to be an excellent holiday date. (Also, alliteration!)
Christmas Crashing
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Villainous Valentine
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Villains for Minion Reform and Equality of the Enslaved
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and assorted Norse myths, with references to George Lucas’s Star Wars, Marvel’s Spider-Man, and Marvel’s Captain America.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. More Marvel knowledge is not required, though it does make it more fun. Just know that Spider-Man is a super hero. As is Steve Rogers, whose alias is super manly super warrior Captain America, poster boy of American values, and who also happens to like to draw. As for the mythology, the following knowledge will suffice: Sigyn is Loki’s faithful wife, “Skywalker” is one of Loki’s kennings, and Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree (Yggdrasil) to deliver gossip.
Warnings: Feminism and LGTB with a sense of humour. *gasp*
Characters & Pairings: Sigyn x Loki, mention of Sif x Steve and Jane x Thor
Summary: It starts with that simplest act of villainy: tax fraud. // 1004 words
Author’s Note: Sadly inevitable self-fill of a NorseKink prompt.

Villains for Minion Reform and Equality of the Enslaved )

PSAN: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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