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Title: Bills To Pay
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers, and Alan Taylor & co’s Thor: The Dark World.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Entirely non-explicit sex and frank talk of sex.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane x Thor
Summary: Note to self: alien royals make for bad house guests. // happy clappy post-TDW AU. No spoilers.
Author’s Note: Set in the 'verse created in The Worst Laid Plans, which, unlike this fic, has ALL THE SPOILERS. No knowledge of that one is needed to enjoy this one, but of course I encourage you to read both when you can. :P Enjoy!

Bills To Pay )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Weird Worldbuilding Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Frigga )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)

Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. What else were you expecting?

The Fairy Jar )



The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.

omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Take The Avengers, look at what Loki did, and think ‘meh, no big deal’. This is the fic you get.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin
Summary: In which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man.
Author’s Note: Let’s be clear: this is crack. It’s just that nobody informed Thor. (I think I drew this out a little too long to keep the fun-momentum, but ugh, revisions will have to wait until the active memory of the initial writing process has cleared from my brain. Don't judge me, dude. It's gonna take at least a year.)

Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology (the latter of course being an ultimate form of public domain).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. All you need to know about the myths is that Loki once turned into a horse and had a foal, and Thor and Loki once dressed up as a bride and her handmaiden to get Mjolnir back from a giant.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin (x Frigga), mention of Bestla (lots), and Heimdall, Jane and Balder (a little).
Summary: Sing to the tune of “Santa Clause Is Coming To Town”; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla’s come to visit, and now she’s Thor and Loki’s problem.
Author’s Note: For the record, Grandma isn’t a frost giantess in this. Keeping the mythological Aesir-Jotun crossbreeding tradition intact would add a level of fail to Odin’s parenting that boggles the mind too much for me to keep even remotely believable.

Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town )

Legend / Notes

* The ‘bi’ in Bifrost is not a Latin-derived ‘bi’ no matter how the movie may pronounce it, so a one-way Bifrost would not, in fact, be a Monofrost. But Jane liked the pun, okay. Leave her alone.
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere)
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Sigyn, Balder x Nanna, Thor x Jane Foster, mention of Sif and the Warriors Three
Summary: Sigyn and Nanna discover fanfiction. Specifically, Loki/Balder fanfiction. Said Loki and Balder are not amused.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere) )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Happy Thrymsday!
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, with references to Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 (minor) and Norse mythology (major).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Innuendo.
Characters & Pairings: Jane x Thor, Loki (x Natasha)
Summary: The Aesir have an annual role reversal carnival that involves crossdressing and just because Loki and Thor can’t be home for it, doesn’t mean they’re not going to celebrate! // post-Thor but not Avengers-compliant
Author’s Note: (I can’t write technobabble. Please forgive me. Or help me! Even better!)

Happy Thrymsday! )

PSAN: ‘Thoryn’ is based on Loki’s mythological wife’s name, ‘Sigyn’, which means ‘victorious girlfriend/victory bringer’, with ‘sig’ obviously being the ‘victory’ part, making ‘-yn’ ‘girlfriend’ (maybe); and ‘Lokk’ on ‘Thokk’, the giantess-who-was-really-Loki-in-disguise who refused to cry in order to bring Balder back from the dead. I could’ve done some research and found real ancient/mythological female names that came close to ‘Thor’ and ‘Loki’, but I like the reasoning and sound of these. So there. ‘Natasha’ became ‘Nathaniel’ instead of, say, ‘Nikolai’ or ‘Anatoly’, because ‘Natasha’ is itself an Anglification of ‘Natalia’.

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omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, to a lesser extent Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 and Marvel’s X-Men, and including references to Norse mythology, Joe Johnston & co’s Captain America: the First Avenger and Marvel’s Fantastic Four.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor and certain plot twists in Iron Man 2 and Captain America: the First Avenger.
Warnings: Brothers being jerks. Language. Non-graphic violence and destruction.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Mystique, mentioned Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Jane Foster, Natasha Romanoff, Sigyn, Sif, Jarnsaxa, Loki x Sigyn, Loki x Natasha, Thor x Jane, Thor x Sif, Thor x Jarnsaxa, and Immortals Everywhere x Unusual Ideas About Fidelity.
Summary: After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki’s Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Christmas Crashing
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Marvel’s Thor. Also contains references to Marvel’s X-Men and J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. For the others, suffice to say that Dumbledore’s eyes are famously twinkly, and Shadowcat is a mutant who can pass through solid materials.
Warnings: Sympathetic use of villains and their villainy. Cussing.
Characters & Pairings: Darcy, Loki, Darcy’s OC parents, and a bit of Thor, Jane and Erik.
Summary: Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Author’s Note: Written for a prompt at NorseKink. Enjoy!

Christmas Crashing )

Darcy’s Dastardly Dates
Loki takes Darcy hostage and proves to be an excellent holiday date. (Also, alliteration!)
Christmas Crashing
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Villainous Valentine
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words

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