omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Gamma
Author: Omnicat
Fandom: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific from the sidestories.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Heero x Relena
Summary: Heero and Relena, emotion and sensation in six drabbles. (Or: love and peace and other fuzzy feelings with only a prompt set as an excuse.)
Author’s Note: Or or, look what I found at the bottom of a shoebox!

Gamma )
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Fresh Corpses
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Discussion of animal death.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena and their OC kid
Summary: Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
Author’s Note: Not exactly the same joke as the first few times, I hope. This thing decided to turn into a 5+1 type of fic, and who am I to deny inspiration when I seem to have thrown myself headfirst into Drabblevember?

Fresh Corpses )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Fresh Blood
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: That’s a surprise.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena, their OC daughter
Summary: Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Author’s Note: Enjoy.

Fresh Blood )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: The Armed and Dangerous PA
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Mention of character death.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena, mention of Mr Darlian and Heero the colony leader
Summary: Role-swap AU. Heero the politician and Relena the bodyguard.
Author’s Note: [personal profile] badluck_koi is to blame for this. ;)

The Armed and Dangerous PA )

PSAN: For now this is a one-shot. But if Koi writes the 3x4 counterpart to this, it might become more. ;)

Web of Alternatives
The Armed and Dangerous PA
Small Party Favors by [personal profile] badluck_koi
A role-swapped crime AU made up of interconnected one-shots featuring, so far, Heero the politician, his bodyguard Relena, Trowa the company heir, and Quatre the assassin. A collaborative project with [personal profile] badluck_koi.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Fairytale Poster Boy
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing (including sidestories), with references to Danny DeVito & co’s Throw Momma from the Train, Ryohgo Narita’s Baccano!, and David R. Ellis & co’s Snakes on a Plane
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Gundam Wing
Summary: In a few months time, Heero will be a father telling his newborn bedtime stories. Too bad fairytales leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena
Warnings: Um, spawn?
Author’s Note: The title is perhaps a bit too light-hearted for how this turned out, but meh, it works. Plus, I think it’s fun, so there.

Fairytale Poster Boy )

PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Crossovers)
Titel: De Wonderbaarlijke Avonturen van Relena Darlian en haar Huis-Heero
Auteur: Omnicat
Geschikt Voor: 12 Jaar en Ouder
Genre: Humor, Parodie, beetje Romantisch
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Alles voor Gundam Wing en tot aan de Vegeta Saga voor Dragonball Z.
Waarschuwingen: Heero is een Chippendeel van niks. :P
Koppels: Heero x Relena, eindelijk!
Disclaimer: *vinkt aan*
Samenvatting: Vervolg op “Hoe Geen Vice-Minister van Buitenlandse Zaken te Ontvoeren”. Nu met de uit de kluiten gewassen spierbundels van Dragonball Z!
Notitie van de Auteur: Veel leesplezier. :P

De Wonderbaarlijke Avonturen van Relena Darlian en haar Huis-Heero - Het Kantoor )

PSAN: I’ll work on the requested drabbles when I’m not being a horrible procastrinator. ^^;;


De Wonderbaarlijke Avonturen van Relena Darlian en haar Huis-Heero...

In de Badkamer
Op Kantoor
...
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: The Bird and the Bee
Author: Omnicat
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.
Warnings: Underthings, non-descript nudity, and some innuendo that the young and innocent would only leave the young and innocent scratching their heads in confusion.
Pairings: Heero x Relena
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Relena’s fairy costume is too small. What’s a boyfriend to do?
Author’s Note: In which Omnicat reveals that she spends way too much time staring at Relena’s breasts sometimes. (But hey, Relena’s fairy dress does look weird in that area, and at least it’s not this pic - which is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but equally official. Yes, really.)

The Bird and the Bee )

PSAN: Will try to catch up on everybody soon-ish. *runs around like a headless chicken*
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Fresh Wounds
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena, one piece of OC offspring.
Summary: The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Fresh Wounds )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Heero)

Titel: Abstract
Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Classificatie: T
Genre: Humor. Parodie? Satire?
Spoilers: Alleen namen.
Waarschuwingen: Geen. Heero’s taalgebruik en het feit dat teveel abstracte kunst dodelijk is voor je hersenen niet meegerekend.
Koppels: Toespelingen op Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft en Dorothy Catalonia x Quatre Winner x Trowa Barton. Wacht, wat?
Disclaimer: Geen. Of misschien toch niet. :P
Samenvatting: Heero wordt de grote boze wereld in gestuurd om zijn verborgen ik te bestuderen... door middel van moderne kunst. Ja, vast.
Notitie van de Auteur: Dit heb ik eeuwen geleden geschreven, tussen twee hoofdstukken voor een tentamen Cultureel Kunstzinnige Vorming door. Tentamens brengen altijd onweerstaanbare schrijfneigingen naar boven. En nu zitten jullie met de gevolgen opgescheept... Oeps?
 

Abstract )


PSAN: De eerste helft van de twintigste eeuw heeft de lelijkste kunst voorgebracht die ik ooit heb gezien. Laat de preek over hoe subjectief smaak is en blablabla echter maar achterwegen. Ik weet het, ik weet het! Maar dat weerhoudt me er niet van mijn haar uit te willen trekken van frustratie wanneer ik het uren achter elkaar in m’n kop moet stampen. Dus nee, dit is niet bedoeld om moderne kunst de grond in te boren. Eerder om stoom af te blazen. Zodra dit uit mijn systeem is, kan ik de artistieke en creatieve toewijding van de kunstenaar weer waarderen zonder te veel afgeleid te worden door hoe lelijk het eindresultaat is geworden. Hetzelfde geldt voor alle psychologen en psychiaters. Maar je moet toegeven dat Freud nogal een mafketel was. Hee, ik heb er zelf voor gekozen al die dingen te bestuderen. Ik ben ook mijn eigen slachtoffer. :P
PPSAN: Het groene vierkant bestaat echt. Ik heb er uren naar gestaard. De kunstenaar was Japans, wat de enige reden is dat het geschikt zou zijn voor Heero.

omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Duo & Hilde)

Titel: Alles is Geoorloofd
Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Classificatie: K+ / G
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Niet echt spoilers, maar je hoort desondanks zoveel mogelijk van de canon te weten, gewoon omdat het een geweldige canon is. ;)
Waarschuwingen: Relena met snode plannen. Geen greintje serieusheid te zien.
Koppels: Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian en Hilde Schbeiker x Duo Maxwell.
Disclaimer: De personages in dit verhaal zijn niet van mij. Dit verhaal bestaat alleen om lezers (en mezelf) te vermaken.
Samenvatting: Jarenlang politieke intriges heeft Relena Darlian’s geest niet weten te corrumperen, maar nu is het, zomaar ineens, eindelijk gebeurd. Oog in oog staand met de gevolgen, heeft haar beste vriendin de brandende vraag: ‘WAAROM in vredesnaam?’
Notitie van de Auteur: In de canon-in-mijn-hoofd zijn Hilde en Relena na Libra vriendinnen geworden via telefoon, post etcetera, omdat ik graag denk dat Relena met wat meer echte vrienden uit de oorlog is gekomen dan ze op school leek te hebben. En ik heb zo’n gevoel dat deze twee een prachtige vriendschap zouden hebben, hoe verschillend hun achtergronden ook zijn.
 

Alles is Geoorloofd )


PSAN: Dit is geenszins een aanval op flut-romannetjes. Ik durf te zeggen dat ze een van de genres zijn waar fanfictie het nauwst aan verwant is. :P Allemaal even goede vrienden. Je weet wat ze zeggen: als het leven je malle stereotypes geeft, maak er dan malle fics van!

omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)

Title: The Night was Theirs
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: G, or K in the new system
Genre: Romance, General
Spoilers: Nothing much... But the fact that the four characters mentioned by name are alive, and that this is post-everything canon, could be considered a spoiler.
Warnings: Um... I didn’t think it was fluffy when I wrote it... but of course it is. Very much so, I am proud to say.
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, Milliardo Peacecraft x Lucrezia Noin
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters. I am just doing what the owners refuse to do; give it a happy aftermath. For my own pleasure, and, without gaining anything by it, for the pleasure of my readers. v''v
Summary: 1xR fluff, Relena’s POV. ...‘The night was wasted without him.’... Fluuuuuuff.
Author's Note: My very first fanfic ever. Oh younger self, you were so silly. x3 *pets younger self*
 

The Night was Theirs )


PSAN: Pardon my spammage. This stuff was a lot easier when I didn't have an f-list to worry about. XD;

omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)

Title: Not if you put it like that
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Humor with Parodic undertones.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The TV series, the Endless Waltz OVA and the Episode Zero and Ground Zero mangas.
Warnings: Sap sappity sap. What’s this... gasp! Holy faeces, what did I do?! Slightly Angsty thoughts! Don’t worry, don’t panic, they’re stuffed with Fluff. :P Naked people and the assumption of naked people activities. Ground Zero references. Plus/minus-10-years-into-the-future-characterisation, which might be considered OOC by some. (I claim artistic license. ;) )
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, mentioned Milliardo Peacecraft x Lucrezia Noin, Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker, Trowa Barton x Middie Une, Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia and Wufei Chang x Sally Po.
Disclaimer: The glossy magazines Star Exclusive and Newslady are my own creations, but if they really exist, I did not know and do not claim to own them. Gundam Wing isn’’t mine either. No profit is being made through this fic.
Summary: Heero and Relena have an interesting midnight discussion about love, life and, through many bad examples, marriage.
Author’s Note: So I was raiding the Blissful Ignorance archive the other day... yeah, I’m weird like that. Sue me. Anyway, it’s long overdue, has too many words, and I’ve never been able to write the standard romantic tropes the way they should be written, but I found the 99 ways to propose to Relena contest there and found it to be fun, so here’s the result: my characteristically cross ‘entry’. Enjoy!
 

Not if you put it like THAT )


PSAN: No acute cavities? Then please Read and Review! (Is it very obvious that I couldn’t keep a straight face while writing this?) Oh, and before I forget... I did not come up with the thing about Heero keeping something in the sole of his shoe. I read it in another fic once, of which I have unfortunately forgotten both the author and the title. But the idea was so touching that I wanted to use it here. Credit goes to whoever came up with it first!

Additional Notes
 
SPOILER )
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: A Miscellany There
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K
Genre: Introspection and Romance, I guess.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Everything.
Warnings: Sap? Kind of? Look, I don’t know, I shouldn’t have been writing on four hours of sleep in the first place. DX
Pairings: Heero x Relena
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: "Where have you been?"
Author’s Note: It’s a bit hard for me to feel really pleased with fics this short, but it’s better than not writing at all. I hate it when I can’t write. *cuddles bunnies* ’M sorry, I won’t ever be mean to you again.

A Miscellany There )

PSAN: On second thought, I think I like it after all. Nothing wrong with a little fluff.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Relena Pie
Author: Omnicat
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: None.
Warnings: It’s kid!fic, ohnoez! D8
Pairings: Heero x Relena.
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Heero, Relena, some offspring, and a beach.
Author’s Note: Whooooo! Guys, look, look, a fic! Man, it feels like this is the first time I’ve finished anything in months. (The collab I did with Robyn doesn’t count, the creative process was completely different.) Phew! TvT And never mind that the first thing I manage to finish after a months-long writer’s block is kid!fic. Even kid!fic has its place, and that place is here. X3

Relena Pie )

PSAN: *victory dance*
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Sticky Troubles
Author: Omnicat
Rating: PG(-13)
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.
Warnings: Innuendo, Dialogue Only
Pairings: Heero x Relena
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Even the best laid plans... and especially the best opportunities to get laid.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Sticky Troubles )

PSAN: Cut for Fic Spoilers )
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - 1xR)
Title: Starlight, Earthbright
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K
Genre: (...there’s a genre? :X ) Romance... ish.
Spoilers: Right up until the last episode.
Warnings: Er... if you’ve got something against plotless sap...
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian
Disclaimer: I disclaim all things Gundam Wing, any possible monetary gain that could be made from writing this, and... oh, you know the drill.
Summary: Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight... When the night is clear, she looks up and sees him. 1xR. Fluff and pretty words with no redeeming qualities – er, I mean distractions, of course. :P
Author’s Note: Milking that symbolic earth/space dualism for all it’s worth!

Starlight, Earthbright )

PSAN:
Plot is overrated. So is sleep. *facepalm*
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Middie)
Title: When Spies have Days Off
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The series proper and Episode Zero.
Warnings: Bisexuality. Spelling Preventors with an ‘o’.
Pairings: Hints of established Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian, past Trowa Barton x Middie Une and current pre-romantic Middie Une x Catherine Bloom.
Disclaimer: Me no claim, you no sue. That okay?
Summary: "I’ve heard so much about you, I’d love to get to know you." "Oh crud, is even the government on my case now?" Relena laughed. "Nothing like that. I don’t think Trowa would approve that I’m taking you out for coffee all by my lonesome."
Author’s Note: Okay, I’ve decided that that romance sub-plot? Isn’t going to get much more prominent than it currently is. I’m just going to use this series to have Middie meet as many fellow cast members as possible, and to amuse myself with snippets of post-canon worldbuilding and outsiders’ POV of the characters’ lives.

When Spies Have Days Off )

PSAN: Let’s see, who’s next? Dorothy and Mariemeia haven’t made any appearance yet, nor Zechs and Noin... ooh, and Cathy and Quatre, of course. *plots*


Spies Of Our Lives
   When Spies meet Howard’s Hawaiian, and Its Namesake
When Spies have Job Interviews
   When Spies meet their Karmic Twins
When Spies have Boring Assignments
   When Spies meet Wise Old Masters
When Spies have Interesting Assignments
   When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened
When Spies have Days Off
   When Spies meet the No-Nonsense, Unimpressed Truth
When Spies have Family Outings
   When Spies meet Relatives for Rent
When Spies have Utterly Bizarre Assignments
   When Spies meet the Undead Doctor
When Spies have No Good, Very Bad Days
   When Spies meet the Ghost of Love Disasters Past
When Spies have Reconciliation, Finally!
   When Spies meet Their Ever After
Middie Une shows up out of nowhere and enlists with the Preventers. Paranoia ensues. Or it would, if Trowa had any say in it.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Middie)
Title: When Spies have Interesting Assignments
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The series proper and Episode Zero.
Warnings: Rampant bisexuality. Spelling Preventors with an ‘o’.
Pairings: Hints of established Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian and Trowa Barton x Quatre Winner, past Trowa Barton x Middie Une and currently one-sided Middie Une x Catherine Bloom.
Disclaimer: Me no claim, you no sue. That okay?
Summary: Relena peered at the laptop. "Who’s she?" "An old acquaintance of Trowa’s." "Should I bring my hostage negotiation voice?" "I doubt it." Heero crinkled his nose. "But Trowa seems to think so."
Author’s Note: I... seem to be making this up as I go. This is somewhat unsettling. Hm.

When Spies Have Interesting Assignments )

PSAN: Hm, indeed. Not that this isn’t loads of fun, but still.


Spies Of Our Lives
   When Spies meet Howard’s Hawaiian, and Its Namesake
When Spies have Job Interviews
   When Spies meet their Karmic Twins
When Spies have Boring Assignments
   When Spies meet Wise Old Masters
When Spies have Interesting Assignments
   When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened
When Spies have Days Off
   When Spies meet the No-Nonsense, Unimpressed Truth
When Spies have Family Outings
   When Spies meet Relatives for Rent
When Spies have Utterly Bizarre Assignments
   When Spies meet the Undead Doctor
When Spies have No Good, Very Bad Days
   When Spies meet the Ghost of Love Disasters Past
When Spies have Reconciliation, Finally!
   When Spies meet Their Ever After
Middie Une shows up out of nowhere and enlists with the Preventers. Paranoia ensues. Or it would, if Trowa had any say in it.
omnicat: (for Gundam Wing - Duo & Hilde)
Title: All’s Fair
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: No particular spoilers, but you should know all you can about the canon for the simple reason that it is an awesome thing. ;)
Warnings: Wicked!Relena. Complete silliness.
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian and implied Hilde Schbeiker x Duo Maxwell.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story are not my creations. The only thing I gain from using them for my own amusement is, you guessed it, my own amusement.
Summary: Years of political intrigue could not corrupt Relena Darlian’s mind, but now, without warning, it has finally happened. Face to face with the consequences, her best friend is left with one burning question: "In the name of all that is holy, WHY?!"
Author’s Note: Inspired by, and dedicated to, Ingvild, for being more than a little brilliant. My head!canon says that Hilde and Relena became penpals after Libra, because I like to think Relena came out of the war with a few more close friends than she had at school. Something tells me that these two would hit it off beautifully, despite their different backgrounds.

All's Fair )


PSAN: This is by no means an attack on trashy romance novels. They’re one of fanfiction’s closest sister genres, I’d say! :P All in good fun. You know what they say: if society gives you silly stereotypes, squeeze them for silly fics!

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