Next Stop: ...Good Question

I don't think there's a license plate on that lightcycle to catch...

2025-04-06T23:03:19Z

😱

I feel like I stopped expecting this movie to ever actually happen somewhere between 5 and 10 years ago. Holy SHIT. Stunned! Speechless! After all this time?? Woooooooow.

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Update:

2025-02-07T19:16:52Z

Year 20, to the day, since the one in which I just kind of threw my hands up in the air and titled fics things like "dream interpretation" (dream sequence I asked readers to tell me their interpretation of in the reviews) and "this is how it happened" (get-together missing scene), and titling fics is still the bane of my existence.

This entire practice is completely unfair, whiiiiiiiiine. :(

(Also jesus fuck that's over half my life. When did that happen.)

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Rings of Power S2, an incomplete ramble

2025-02-06T12:03:10Z

I can't decide who my new favorite Sauron is. Wormy goo!Sauron on his little road trip of indignity? Jesus rising from the fireplace!Sauron? Pretty, psycho-eyed elf lord!Sauron with the cute little bow in his hair? Glam filter Halbrand revival!Sauron with the sudden shock of luscious curls? (Damn dude, they couldn't have given you those last season? NOW you're speaking my language.)

Speaking of "oh NOW -":

Oh NOW they're breaking out the box of elf dude wigs and female dwarf facial hair. NOW. After the fugly mormon haircuts and pervasive air of gender-conforming cowardice has already ruined all of S1. After establishing enough precedent to make this sudden tidal wave of properly groomed new he-elves and dwarf ladies glaringly inconsistent. And while making it so that Elrond and Celebrimbor still can't be fixed because of in-universe time constraints. Now. Re-release S1 with the long-haired he-elves and bearded dwarf ladies edited in where they always should have been, you fucking hacks. At least Arondir seems to have started growing his hair out? ONE DARES HOPE.

(Almost the only thing that kept me from loving S1 without reservations was the cowardly hack styling, can you tell?)

Yaaaaay, they brought Poppy back!! My giiiiirl <3 <3 <3 <3 They damn well better bring all the hobbits back again next season, old and new, even if *stuffs mouth full of cotton swabs* Gahndahlf has left them for that dude. One dares hope, while they're at their new migration, that Poppy's exploded badger boyfriend's styling will improve a bit in more humid climes.

But ugh, why did they have to do Tom Bombadil? More Dontsaygandalf interacting with the other wizard would just have been infinitely more interesting, even if I didn't personally think Bombadil was an obnoxious, tone-deaf waste of page time. And did they really have to lift half his dialogue almost verbatim from scenes made famous by the movies? Don't answer any that, I know why. I'm just rolling my eyes so hard at the blatant ratings bait ~~that I did not ask for~~, I want them to take a good hard look at what they've done. And hand in a 2000-word essay on monday about why callbacks require a delicate touch, not this "DID - YOU - GET - THE - REFERENCE - YET?!" hammering.

S1 left me faintly convinced Eärien would end up one in of those insane death cults making human sacrifices to Morgoth that Númenor comes down with near the end. S2 has continued to strengthen that impression. But while I thought Kemen might be her haplessly decent counterpart by leaning away from his father's scheming corruption even as she leans away from Elendil's bravery and nobility, now I hope that when Eärien winds up tying Kemen to the altar and cutting out his heart while he screams about how he thought she loved him, that fuckwad knows he deserves every second of his agony.

D:{ How DARE they do that to Bronwyn! But keep that annoying brat Theo? BOOOOOO.

...and I had more thoughts, but that's as far as I got in writing them down before I was distracted for long enough to forget what they were!

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FIC: Honey Honey [Bride, Misery x Lowe]

2024-04-01T23:05:36Z

Title: Honey Honey
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Bride by Ali Hazelwood
Warnings: Frequent references to and one somewhat explicit description of sex.
Characters & Relationships: Misery x Lowe
Summary: Some couples explored fetish clubs on their honeymoons, when they were in an exciting new place together far away from anybody who might recognize them. Kinky sex wasn’t really what shameful Vampyre fantasies tended to be about, though. // 2416 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Honey Honey )

PSAN: If you, like me, are now sitting here thinking, ‘damn, now I want this to lead to food porn. and porn-porn.’ – yes! So, since I’ve proven useless at the job, who’s offering? *chin hands*

(Obviously, just telling me if you liked this is cool too. ;) )

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why are titles. what is alliteration

2024-02-16T15:05:21Z

Usually I find myself editing ridiculously extended strings of alliteration out of my fics because, while it's fun when my brain falls down one of those rabbitholes and a kick when it seems to happen with no effort, the end result is usually kind of clownesque. Now I've been trying and failing to come up with an alliterative title for a teeny tiny ficlet for over two weeks, and nothing.

Having an existing naming scheme to mimic should be easier than the normal kind of title (which exists solely to thwart me, personally). Legends and Lattes. Bookshops and Bonedust. ............... and ...............

It's only two words, brain! Just two!! We both know you can do this, so why aren't you?

Gah.

Edit for posterity: It took me until the 28th of Februari. T3T

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FIC: Scars & Sweethearts [Legends & Lattes, Viv x Tandri]

2024-01-31T04:12:15Z

Title: Scars & Sweethearts
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Travis Baldree’s Legends & Lattes
Warnings: (Mild?) Injury
Characters & Relationships: Viv x Tandry
Summary: Workplace relationship meets workplace hazard. // 250 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Scars & Sweethearts )

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FIC: What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Cuter [Gundam Wing, Heero x Relena]

2024-01-31T03:13:51Z

Title: What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Cuter
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Gundam Wing
Warnings: Sex.
Characters & Relationships: Heero x Relena
Summary: Relena has been playing detective and confronts Heero with his deepest, most shameful secret. // LEMON // 1773 words
Author’s Note: Written for the Church of Lemons 2021. Enjoy!

( What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Cuter )

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Who would've thought a little thing like extra icon space would make me so happy?

2023-07-13T23:09:20Z

Me. I would've thought. I should have done this years ago, ajfoaefjodjoafos *hearts*

The best part is that finding icons to actually fill up all those slots doesn't seem to be as much of a lost cause as I thought it would be. Yes, losing so much of my image folders mumblety years ago still hurts my soul, yes my bookmarks from way back when LJ and DW were big contain a million purged journals, and YEP Photobucket and Tinypic and all those others have done plenty of ravaging on the image embeds of what's left, but I'm pleasantly astonished by how successful I've been so far.

This should probably be my cue to get caught up on crossposting here, too. ^.^; (No I didn't have a miniature heart attack when I noticed my last not-a-private-draft-of-something-I-needed-a-place-to-stash-real-quick post here was from 2020, don't be absurd, that number is completely false hahahaha...ha... OTL )

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FIC: In Too Deep [The Rings of Power, Galadriel x Saubrand]

2023-07-13T22:10:22Z

Title: In Too Deep
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Season one of Amazon’s The Rings of Power... and maybe just a tiny hint of Laws and Customs of the Eldar.
Warnings: Non-explicit fight sex.
Characters & Relationships: Galadriel x Saubrand
Summary: It is not the end. Neither of them will give up what (who) the water gave them. // 150 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( In Too Deep )

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FIC: A Little Smoke Renovating [Timeless, Lucy x Flynn x Lorena & Iris]

2020-09-24T21:45:10Z

Title: A Little Smoke Renovating
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: NBC’s Timeless
Warnings: Aftermath of a fire. Mentions of canonical character deaths (all since undone) and Lucy having kind of a horrible mother.
Characters & Relationships: Lucy x Flynn x Lorena & Iris & mentions of Maria
Summary: Lucy set Lorena’s kitchen on fire. No big deal, no need to panic. // 1435 words
Author’s Note: I only realized after writing this that it’s basically an OT3 spin-off of a different fic I haven’t finished yet. I think it makes sense on its own, but the official backstory for how they got where they are here is: the dead have risen! Lorena and Iris spent some time in the bunker with the team. Once Rittenhouse was defeated, the Flynns moved (back) to Croatia, to an old family property near Flynn’s mother’s house. Lucy spent some time catching up with Amy and then followed them to pursue a threeway relationship. A pretty good time is had by all. (Also, every character mentioned in this fic except Lorena is some manner of friendly eldridge abomination capable of manifesting shadow tentacles for fun, profit, and freaky porn, but that’s not actually relevant to this fic, just the thesis statement of the one it spun off from. 8D )

Enjoy!

( A Little Smoke Renovating )

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FIC: A Little Lawn [Timeless, Rufus & Flynn x Lucy & Denise & Connor]

2020-08-14T23:30:56Z

Title: A Little Lawn
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: NBC’s Timeless
Warnings: Canon-typical drinking, one mention of canonical suicide, and humorous cat bodily fluids.
Characters & Relationships: Rufus (x Jiya) & Flynn (x Lucy) & Denise & Connor
Summary: “Okay, who put ‘grass’ on the grocery list and why?” // 1662 words
Author’s Note: Inspired by and dedicated to Thealocksly’s incredibly adorable bunker cats headcanons and art. ( https://omnicat.tumblr.com/tagged/bunker-cats/mobile ) :D Enjoy!

( A Little Lawn )

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FIC: Force of Habit [Star Wars, Rey x Ben]

2020-08-11T23:05:21Z

Title: Force of Habit
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Star Wars Episode 7 and 8.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Reylo
Summary: He’s going to need to bring his lightsaber into the ’fresher just to get some peace and quiet in there, isn’t he? // 120 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Force of Habit )

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FIC: Bread and Games [Gundam Wing, Heero x Relena]

2020-08-11T00:22:49Z

Title: Bread and Games
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Gundam Wing
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Heero x Relena
Summary: Ambrosia Wedding Catering may actually have discovered the food of the gods, their stuff is so good. Relena and Heero aren’t planning on getting married quite yet, but that’s not going to stop them from getting another taste of Ambrosia’s delicacies. // 6298 words
Author’s Note: Written for Kameiko in the 2020 Just Married Exchange on AO3. Enjoy!

( Bread and Games )

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FIC: Oak and Reed [Timeless, Flynn x Lorena & Jiya & etc]

2020-06-07T16:04:54Z

Title: Oak and Reed
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: NBC’s Timeless
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Flynn x Lorena & Jiya x Rufus & Iris & namedrops or cameos from most of the good guy cast + some OC babies
Summary: Time Team and company celebrate the one year anniversary of their victory. You know life is good when you gather together almost two dozen erstwhile traitors, terrorists, cult members, dead people, mad scientists, small children, and one at-risk pregnancy, and the night’s biggest complication is a little height difference. // 2908 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Oak and Reed )

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FIC: Stay In [Timeless, Flynn]

2020-06-04T17:32:01Z

Title: Stay In
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: NBC’s Timeless.
Warnings: Canonical character death (of Lorena and Iris) and rather more lengthy and explicit than canonical suicidal contemplation (by Flynn).
Characters & Relationships: Flynn (x Lorena, & Iris) & Lucy
Summary: “Don’t get up, I’m just going to check on Iris. I think I heard her coughing.” Why did he get up? Why didn’t he just do as she said? // 596 words
Author’s Note: (What timeline this is? Hell if I know, but it’s not one of those where he really does end up killing himself, I can tell you that. >:’( ) Enjoy!

( Stay In )

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FIC: Get Your Dirty Butt Off My Counter [Darker Than Black, Amber x Hei]

2020-05-31T00:08:58Z

Title: Get Your Dirty Butt Off My Counter
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Darker Than Black
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: Cats, Contractors, tomaytoes, tomahtoes. // 412 words
Author’s Note: Set either during a quiet period in South America or in some manner of My Ship Didn’t Sink AU. Enjoy!

( Get Your Dirty Butt Off My Counter )

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FIC: Oops, This Family Did It Again [Star Wars, Reylo]

2020-05-30T23:59:54Z

Title: Oops, This Family Did It Again
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Star Wars episodes 4-8.
Warnings: Incest, sex talk.
Characters & Relationships: Rey x Ben
Summary: New rule: no hooking up without a genetic screening ever again. // 483 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Oops, This Family Did It Again )

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FIC: For Now, The Birds [Universal Century/Gundam Narrative, Jona]

2020-05-30T23:48:08Z

Title: For Now, the Birds
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Gundam Narrative
Warnings: Canon character death, survivor’s guilt with suicidal thoughts.
Characters & Relationships: Jona & the memory of Rita & Michele
Summary: When he closes his eyes, he never knows if he’ll find that miraculous light or just more darkness. That’s why he went to live near a park. // 100 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( For Now, the Birds )

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FIC: Silver Vulptex [Star Wars, Reylo]

2020-05-30T23:33:14Z

Title: Silver Vulptex
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Star Wars episodes 7 & 8
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Rey x Ben
Summary: In which Ben is merely turning into Xeorge X’looney and there is no reason to panic. Really. None. At all. // 279 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Silver Vulptex )

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FIC: Recycle Your Garbage [Star Wars, Reylo]

2020-05-30T23:26:55Z

Title: Recycle Your Garbage
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Star Wars episodes 7 & 8
Warnings: Sex talk.
Characters & Relationships: Rey x Ben
Summary: Ben: Double Penetration was the worst idea we ever had, I’m never doing something so horrible to you again. Rey: What the actual fuck. // 455 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Recycle Your Garbage )

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FIC: Wear Me Down (And Down And Down) [Darker Than Black, Amber x Hei]

2020-05-30T23:15:43Z

Title: Wear Me Down (And Down And Down)
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Interactive nudity.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: Amber comes for him, after. It feels predatory, because that’s what Contractors are: supernatural predators in human skin, heartless strangers where your loved ones used to be. But she makes her eyes look soft and her mouth curve unhappily on his behalf. // 353 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Wear Me Down (And Down And Down) )

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No Eurovision, Yes Eurovision! (Europe Shine A Light)

2020-05-16T21:48:02Z

They did a thing after all! I cried a bit.

+ the rest

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Going through such bad Eurovision withdrawal right now

2020-05-14T13:58:10Z

It is what it is, but bah. Rotten timing. Of all the years for a pandemic to happen, it had to be OUR Eurovision year. T_T

Insert me going "Eurovision... Eurovision..." like a zombie crying for brains, braaaiiiins here.

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FIC: Watch Those Icicles Form [MCU, Loki x Jane]

2018-12-22T17:23:00Z

Title: Watch Those Icicles Form
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: MCU’s Thor and Thor-related movies.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Loki x Jane
Summary: Jane goes to bed warm and cozy and wakes up to the sound of her own chattering teeth. // 1350 words
Author’s Note: Written for keydav/Mo_Eckles in the Lokane Christmas Gift Exchange 2018. Enjoy!

( Watch Those Icicles Form )

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Pay no attention to the mess, please.

2018-12-04T08:36:42Z

All those uncut fics shouldn't show up on reading pages. I'll get to fixing them up eventually.

UPDATE, 31-05-2020: I FINALLY DID IT. OTL

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