FIC: How Not to Kidnap a Vice Foreign Minister III [Gundam Wing x Ranma ½]

Title: How Not to Kidnap a Vice Foreign Minister
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor, Parody
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Gundam Wing in its entirety and some rudimentary knowledge of Ranma ½.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Coming pretty close to Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian-Peacecraft now.
Disclaimer: I hold no rights Gundam Wing or Ranma ½. But I’m being nice to them this time around, so they probably won’t mind if I borrow some characters to play with. :P
Summary: When you get kidnapped about three times a day, it tends to get boring. Repetitive, you know? But some incidents still stand out...
Author’s Note: The last of this ‘trilogy’ of crossover ‘kidnappings’. And it’s a wrap!
 

( How Not to Kidnap a Vice Foreign Minister - During Dinner )

PSAN: I don’t think I’ll ever be able to unsee the connection between Ryoga’s condition and Heero’s "I’ve been lost since the day I was born." line in Endless Waltz. Don’t want to, either! Hope you liked the fic. ^_^

How Not to Kidnap a Vice Foreign Minister...

Before Breakfast
After Lunch
During Dinner