omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Stars
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The Marvel Cinematic Universe up to and including Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Warnings: Comparatively dark timelines, branding, non-consentual body modification, and very very ill-advised coping strategies. Is there a way to warn for “harming yourself for non-self-harming purposes” that’s clearly distinguishable from the “cutting” kind of self-harm? If so, insert that here too.)
Characters & Relationships: Bucky x Jane & Helen Cho
Summary: Bucky still can’t walk unsupported when they finally bring Jane back in, but that doesn’t stop him from meeting the rescue party at the door. // 1548 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Stars )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Bills To Pay
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers, and Alan Taylor & co’s Thor: The Dark World.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Entirely non-explicit sex and frank talk of sex.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane x Thor
Summary: Note to self: alien royals make for bad house guests. // happy clappy post-TDW AU. No spoilers.
Author’s Note: Set in the 'verse created in The Worst Laid Plans, which, unlike this fic, has ALL THE SPOILERS. No knowledge of that one is needed to enjoy this one, but of course I encourage you to read both when you can. :P Enjoy!

Bills To Pay )
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans, Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
The Worst Laid Plans; Weird Worldbuilding Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for the MCU)
TITLE: The Fairy Jar
AUTHOR: Omnicat
SUMMARY: Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It's Loki's fault, of course. But two can play that game.
NOTES/WARNINGS: No warnings so far. Will most likely be edited slightly for canon compliance once The Dark World comes out.

Chapter II )

The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.
omnicat: (for the MCU)

Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. What else were you expecting?

The Fairy Jar )



The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.

omnicat: (for the MCU)
Title: Mating Rituals
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor. Also includes references to Norse mythology, which is of course ridiculously public domain, and Marvel’s Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor.
Warnings: Sex talk, mention of murder and suicidal thoughts, crack.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane, mention of Thor, Frigga and Sleipnir
Summary: Every time Loki tries to say “Will you marry me?” he instead says “I want to bear your children”.
Author’s Note: This one should have been pure crack, but then stupid realism and context had to sneak in. *throws up hands in defeat* Still mostly crack, though!

Mating Rituals )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere)
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Sigyn, Balder x Nanna, Thor x Jane Foster, mention of Sif and the Warriors Three
Summary: Sigyn and Nanna discover fanfiction. Specifically, Loki/Balder fanfiction. Said Loki and Balder are not amused.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Shipper Wives (Like Sister Wives, But the Fun and Profit Goes Elsewhere) )
omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Happy Thrymsday!
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, with references to Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 (minor) and Norse mythology (major).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Innuendo.
Characters & Pairings: Jane x Thor, Loki (x Natasha)
Summary: The Aesir have an annual role reversal carnival that involves crossdressing and just because Loki and Thor can’t be home for it, doesn’t mean they’re not going to celebrate! // post-Thor but not Avengers-compliant
Author’s Note: (I can’t write technobabble. Please forgive me. Or help me! Even better!)

Happy Thrymsday! )

PSAN: ‘Thoryn’ is based on Loki’s mythological wife’s name, ‘Sigyn’, which means ‘victorious girlfriend/victory bringer’, with ‘sig’ obviously being the ‘victory’ part, making ‘-yn’ ‘girlfriend’ (maybe); and ‘Lokk’ on ‘Thokk’, the giantess-who-was-really-Loki-in-disguise who refused to cry in order to bring Balder back from the dead. I could’ve done some research and found real ancient/mythological female names that came close to ‘Thor’ and ‘Loki’, but I like the reasoning and sound of these. So there. ‘Natasha’ became ‘Nathaniel’ instead of, say, ‘Nikolai’ or ‘Anatoly’, because ‘Natasha’ is itself an Anglification of ‘Natalia’.

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omnicat: (for Everything Else)
Title: Christmas Crashing
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Marvel’s Thor. Also contains references to Marvel’s X-Men and J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. For the others, suffice to say that Dumbledore’s eyes are famously twinkly, and Shadowcat is a mutant who can pass through solid materials.
Warnings: Sympathetic use of villains and their villainy. Cussing.
Characters & Pairings: Darcy, Loki, Darcy’s OC parents, and a bit of Thor, Jane and Erik.
Summary: Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Author’s Note: Written for a prompt at NorseKink. Enjoy!

Christmas Crashing )

Darcy’s Dastardly Dates
Loki takes Darcy hostage and proves to be an excellent holiday date. (Also, alliteration!)
Christmas Crashing
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Villainous Valentine
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words

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