FIC: Instant Snake Salad [MCU, Loki x Jane & Darcy]

Title: Instant Snake Salad
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Kenneth Branagh & co's Thor, Alan Taylor & co's Thor: the Dark World, Taika Waititi & co's Thor: Ragnarok, and the Russo brothers & co's Avengers: Infinity War.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Loki x Jane & Darcy
Summary: Unhinging your jaw and swallowing a watermelon whole is the most fun a man can have without taking his clothes off, or so they say. Loki is already mostly naked and snakes don't wear clothes, but that's not going to stop him. / 1699 words
Author's Note: Enjoy!

( Instant Snake Salad )

FIC: The Interstellar Platypus [Star Wars, Rey x Ben]

Title: The Interstellar Platypus
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: J.J. Abrams & co's Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens and Rian Johnson & co's Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi. Maybe the Wookiepedia page on bacta.
Warnings: Medical stuff, Ben being a masochistic idiot, crack treated seriously.
Characters & Relationships: Rey x Ben & their unhatched egg-baby.
Summary: Laying eggs is hard when you're almost entirely mammal, but that's what modern medicine was invented for. Or: almost nine months ago, Rey put an egg in Ben. Today they'll celebrate having successfully gotten it out, whether Ben can stay awake for it or not. // 1,537 words
Author's Note: Enjoy!

( The Interstellar Platypus )