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FIC: Sticky Tricks [Gundam Wing, Duo x Hilde]
Title: Sticky Tricks
Author: Omnicat
Rating: PG(-13)
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.
Warnings: Innuendo, Dialogue Only
Pairings: Duo x Hilde
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Whether getting it in was accidental or not, getting gum out of your hair will always be nothing but punishment to some people.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!
Sticky Tricks
“Be careful be careful be careful, oh Hilde, you don’t understand -”
“Of course I do. I had long hair once too, you know. Now sit still.”
“No, really, please -”
“It’s not a matter of please, you big baby. It’s not going to come out any other way.”
“Be careful! My soul resides in that thing!”
“Your soul? That’s unusual. Not your brain?”
“Would that make you be more careful?”
“Oh wait, I forgot. Your brain resides in that other floppy appendage.”
“I resent tha- hold on, floppy?!”
“What? It’s true, isn’t it?”
“I swear, if you weren’t so cute when you’re being evil...”
“I can be cute when I repent, too. All I’d need would be proof to the contrary.”
“Really now?”
“Uh-huh. For example... if I do this to your hair, I wonder what will happen to your...”
“I’m not sure I’m following your line of thought there, babe... but that feels good.”
“Good, good. Close your eyes. Relax. Enjoy. Where’s your brain at now?”
“My what now? Hmmm... Could you, just a little lower -”
“It’s not dangling anymore?”
“Dangling? Oh no, nothing dangling here...”
“So not like this?”
“Like wha - HILDE WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
“Cut the gum out of your hair while you weren’t looking, of course.”
“Oh god, my hair, my hair. Mirror. Need a mirror.”
“Minimum collateral damage, just see for yourself. And then come straight back here so I can finish what I started!”
PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^
Author: Omnicat
Rating: PG(-13)
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.
Warnings: Innuendo, Dialogue Only
Pairings: Duo x Hilde
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Whether getting it in was accidental or not, getting gum out of your hair will always be nothing but punishment to some people.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!
Sticky Tricks
“Be careful be careful be careful, oh Hilde, you don’t understand -”
“Of course I do. I had long hair once too, you know. Now sit still.”
“No, really, please -”
“It’s not a matter of please, you big baby. It’s not going to come out any other way.”
“Be careful! My soul resides in that thing!”
“Your soul? That’s unusual. Not your brain?”
“Would that make you be more careful?”
“Oh wait, I forgot. Your brain resides in that other floppy appendage.”
“I resent tha- hold on, floppy?!”
“What? It’s true, isn’t it?”
“I swear, if you weren’t so cute when you’re being evil...”
“I can be cute when I repent, too. All I’d need would be proof to the contrary.”
“Really now?”
“Uh-huh. For example... if I do this to your hair, I wonder what will happen to your...”
“I’m not sure I’m following your line of thought there, babe... but that feels good.”
“Good, good. Close your eyes. Relax. Enjoy. Where’s your brain at now?”
“My what now? Hmmm... Could you, just a little lower -”
“It’s not dangling anymore?”
“Dangling? Oh no, nothing dangling here...”
“So not like this?”
“Like wha - HILDE WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
“Cut the gum out of your hair while you weren’t looking, of course.”
“Oh god, my hair, my hair. Mirror. Need a mirror.”
“Minimum collateral damage, just see for yourself. And then come straight back here so I can finish what I started!”
PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^