omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Get Your Dirty Butt Off My Counter
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Darker Than Black
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: Cats, Contractors, tomaytoes, tomahtoes. // 412 words
Author’s Note:
Set either during a quiet period in South America or in some manner of My Ship Didn’t Sink AU. Enjoy!

Get Your Dirty Butt Off My Counter )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Wear Me Down (And Down And Down)
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Interactive nudity.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: Amber comes for him, after. It feels predatory, because that’s what Contractors are: supernatural predators in human skin, heartless strangers where your loved ones used to be. But she makes her eyes look soft and her mouth curve unhappily on his behalf. // 353 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Wear Me Down (And Down And Down) )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Irrational Numbers
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Temporary character death and gore.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei & mentioned Pai
Summary: “How many times, Amber?” he asks. // 481 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Irrational Numbers )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Stardust
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Misaki & their daemons
Summary: Li’s daemon is... maybe a little too appropriate. // a Darker than Black daemon AU // 1059 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Stardust - Hei & Misaki, ‘God Is In His Heaven’ )

Stardust
Hei & Misaki, God Is In His Heaven
...
...
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: The Honeymoon Suite
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Doll and Contractor breeding programs, serious consent issues.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei & OC medical personnel
Summary: Once she recovered from the birth, she was introduced to her next donor. Time and time and time again. // 1120 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

The Honeymoon Suite )

PSAN: ...to be continued?

On the one hand, while this is a good stopping point as any, it feels woefully incomplete to my hindbrain, and I want to continue. On the other hand, I currently have no idea what would come after, other than lots of angsty, consent-compromised sex. Which is its own reward, obviously, but I like to have some idea of how a story is going to end before I start writing it, and right now this one is giving me a great big blank.
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: All That Glitters
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Theft, thoughts of nudity.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai in absentia and x Amber in absentia
Summary: Everybody has their looting moments, right? ...right? // 824 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

All That Glitters )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: A Whole New World
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Things you do not want to know about your siblings.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai,
Summary: Pai having her own body again means experiencing her own hormones again too. It’s awesome. // 1324 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

A Whole New World )

Accommodations Upgrades
Pai lives! And she’s not stuck in the quantum limbo of Hei’s subconscious anymore. Party at the Li siblings’ place!
   Living the Dream
Pai spent five years as a disembodied superpower dispenser. It’s about time she got to let herself go a little. // Hei & Pai, 1096 words
   A Whole New World
Pai having her own body again means experiencing her own hormones again too. It’s awesome. // Hei & Pai, 1324 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Gesundheit
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None
Characters & Relationships: Hei & an OC doctor
Summary: He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Gesundheit )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: The Milk of Human Kindness
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings:
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Rika & Rika’s dad & no-longer-Mao & some antagonistic OCs
Summary: The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

The Milk of Human Kindness )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: From the Mouths of Babes
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Past harm to children.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Matsumoto & Kouno & Matsumoto’s OC relatives
Summary: Contractors make either the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury’s still out. // 5180 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

From the Mouths of Babes )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Many Hands Make Light Work
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Ootsuka & Misaki & misc OC coworkers
Summary: From a certain point of view, Hei is a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost. // 4076 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Many Hands Make Light Work )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Debts Are Like Children
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Kiko
Summary: ‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though. // 1686 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Debts Are Like Children )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: And Many Happy Returns
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings:
Characters & Relationships: Hei x Amber & a kid
Summary: There was a time when he looked more like an old pervert with every year they spent together. // 1568 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

And Many Happy Returns )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Straight Across
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Mild violence.
Characters & Relationships: Hei &/x Amber
Summary: If he had hurt her more, would she have shown something, anything more satisfying than momentary surprise? // 543 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Straight Across )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: The Human’s New ’Do
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai & Amber
Summary: Sadly, Hei does not have the power of invisibility. // 397 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

The Human’s New ’Do )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Living the Dream
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai
Summary: Pai spent five years as a disembodied superpower dispenser. It’s about time she got to let herself go a little. // 1096 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Living the Dream )

Accommodations Upgrades
Pai lives! And she’s not stuck in the quantum limbo of Hei’s subconscious anymore. Party at the Li siblings’ place!
   Living the Dream
Pai spent five years as a disembodied superpower dispenser. It’s about time she got to let herself go a little. // Hei & Pai, 1096 words
   A Whole New World
Pai having her own body again means experiencing her own hormones again too. It’s awesome. // Hei & Pai, 1324 words
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Careful What You Wish For
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime and Akiyuki Shinbo & co’s Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Warnings: Blood, death, canon-typical Puella Magi issues.
Characters & Relationships: Amber &/x Pai, Kyubey, Hei
Summary: A magical girl going only by ‘Amber’ saves Li Xing from a Witch. The human race is never the same afterwards. / a Puella Magi Madoka Magica fusion // 2109 words
Author’s Note: Tian is a Chinese name meaning ‘sky/heaven’, just as Xing means ‘star’. Various other writers have used that as Hei’s birth name before me (I got it from tsuki-llama, who shares a lot of headcanons – including this one – with starrycontractor/major-victory/lolgirl607/darkerthanevanescence, but I also know of FFN’s desy). I love it, okay. I haven’t stopped cackling since I first discovered it. I’m going to use it in everything for the rest of ever.
Yes, I am aware that the modern romanization for the Chinese word for ‘white’ is ‘bái’, but I cannot be held accountable for Tensai Okamura’s weirdness, okay? I imprinted on ‘Pai’ at an impressionable age.

Spoilery Puella Magi Madoka Magica context, for the uninitiated. )

Enjoy!

Careful What You Wish For )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Less Heavenly
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Sex.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: Sometimes it’s a beacon in the dark, sometimes a wisp leading you astray. Sometimes a light is just a light. // 841 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Less Heavenly )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Walking on Sonova–
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai & an Amber cameo
Summary: War was supposed to be hell, not this kind of humiliation! // 679 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Walking on Sonova– )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: The Floor is Lava
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Burn wounds.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei
Summary: The Gates take the silly things human beings do way too literally. // 489 words
Author’s Note: Obligatory ‘do not consult fanfiction for medical advice’ disclaimer: I did no research for this, so neither did Amber. Enjoy!

The Floor is Lava )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Carve Something Out
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Rape, murder, Contractors being Contractors.
Characters & Relationships: Pai & Hei & bad guy OCs
Summary: Hei would do anything to protect his sister and he doesn’t care if anybody else understands that. (That’s a lie. He wishes, more than anything, that Pai herself could to understand.) // 2352 words
Author’s Note: Tian is a Chinese name meaning ‘sky/heaven’, just as Xing means ‘star’. Various other writers have used that as Hei’s birth name before me (I got it from tsuki-llama, who shares a lot of headcanons – including this one – with starrycontractor/major-victory/lolgirl607/darkerthanevanescence, but I also know of FFN’s desy). I love it, okay. I haven’t stopped cackling since I first discovered it. I’m going to use it in everything for the rest of ever. Enjoy!

Carve Something Out )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Off, Aside, Under The Rug
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Bad things happening to children.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Pai
Summary: It’s like trying to stopper a needle’s puncture to fix the great gaping hole beside it, but what else can he do? // 368 words
Author’s Note: Tian is a Chinese name meaning ‘sky/heaven’, just as Xing means ‘star’. Various other writers have used that as Hei’s birth name before me (I got it from tsuki-llama, who shares a lot of headcanons – including this one – with starrycontractor/major-victory/lolgirl607/darkerthanevanescence, but I also know of FFN’s desy). I love it, okay. I haven’t stopped cackling since I first discovered it. I’m going to use it in everything for the rest of ever. Enjoy!

Off, Aside, Under The Rug )
omnicat: (for DTB - Amber x Hei)
Title: Wandering Star
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei & Pai
Summary: It’s enough to carry her through. // Amber, between South America and Tokyo // 291 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Wandering Star )

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