FIC: When Spies have Interesting Assignments [Gundam Wing, Heero & Middie & Trowa & Relena]

Title: When Spies have Interesting Assignments
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The series proper and Episode Zero.
Warnings: Rampant bisexuality. Spelling Preventors with an ‘o’.
Pairings: Hints of established Heero Yuy x Relena Darlian and Trowa Barton x Quatre Winner, past Trowa Barton x Middie Une and currently one-sided Middie Une x Catherine Bloom.
Disclaimer: Me no claim, you no sue. That okay?
Summary: Relena peered at the laptop. "Who’s she?" "An old acquaintance of Trowa’s." "Should I bring my hostage negotiation voice?" "I doubt it." Heero crinkled his nose. "But Trowa seems to think so."
Author’s Note: I... seem to be making this up as I go. This is somewhat unsettling. Hm.

( When Spies Have Interesting Assignments )

PSAN: Hm, indeed. Not that this isn’t loads of fun, but still.


Spies Of Our Lives
   When Spies meet Howard’s Hawaiian, and Its Namesake
When Spies have Job Interviews
   When Spies meet their Karmic Twins
When Spies have Boring Assignments
   When Spies meet Wise Old Masters
When Spies have Interesting Assignments
   When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened
When Spies have Days Off
   When Spies meet the No-Nonsense, Unimpressed Truth
When Spies have Family Outings
   When Spies meet Relatives for Rent
When Spies have Utterly Bizarre Assignments
   When Spies meet the Undead Doctor
When Spies have No Good, Very Bad Days
   When Spies meet the Ghost of Love Disasters Past
When Spies have Reconciliation, Finally!
   When Spies meet Their Ever After
Middie Une shows up out of nowhere and enlists with the Preventers. Paranoia ensues. Or it would, if Trowa had any say in it.