FIC: When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened [Gundam Wing, Middie & Chris & Ralph]

Title: When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories; in particular Episode Zero and Blind Target.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Lemme know if you really don’t get it.
Characters & Pairings: Middie Une, Chris Marley, Ralph Kurt
Summary: Summary information is classified. If I told you I’d have to kill you.
Author’s Note: Present tense for this part. It just fits better.

( When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened )

PSAN: Please forgive any typoes I may have missed. My English spell-check decided to die on me. I’ll fix it one day!


Spies Of Our Lives
   When Spies meet Howard’s Hawaiian, and Its Namesake
When Spies have Job Interviews
   When Spies meet their Karmic Twins
When Spies have Boring Assignments
   When Spies meet Wise Old Masters
When Spies have Interesting Assignments
   When Spies meet No-One. In Fact, This Never Happened
When Spies have Days Off
   When Spies meet the No-Nonsense, Unimpressed Truth
When Spies have Family Outings
   When Spies meet Relatives for Rent
When Spies have Utterly Bizarre Assignments
   When Spies meet the Undead Doctor
When Spies have No Good, Very Bad Days
   When Spies meet the Ghost of Love Disasters Past
When Spies have Reconciliation, Finally!
   When Spies meet Their Ever After
Middie Une shows up out of nowhere and enlists with the Preventers. Paranoia ensues. Or it would, if Trowa had any say in it.