FIC: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town [Marvel Movieverse x Norse Mythology, Loki&Thor&Odin&Bestla]

Title: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology (the latter of course being an ultimate form of public domain).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. All you need to know about the myths is that Loki once turned into a horse and had a foal, and Thor and Loki once dressed up as a bride and her handmaiden to get Mjolnir back from a giant.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin (x Frigga), mention of Bestla (lots), and Heimdall, Jane and Balder (a little).
Summary: Sing to the tune of “Santa Clause Is Coming To Town”; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla’s come to visit, and now she’s Thor and Loki’s problem.
Author’s Note: For the record, Grandma isn’t a frost giantess in this. Keeping the mythological Aesir-Jotun crossbreeding tradition intact would add a level of fail to Odin’s parenting that boggles the mind too much for me to keep even remotely believable.

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Legend / Notes

* The ‘bi’ in Bifrost is not a Latin-derived ‘bi’ no matter how the movie may pronounce it, so a one-way Bifrost would not, in fact, be a Monofrost. But Jane liked the pun, okay. Leave her alone.

FIC: Mating Rituals [Marvel Movieverse, Loki x Jane]

Title: Mating Rituals
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor. Also includes references to Norse mythology, which is of course ridiculously public domain, and Marvel’s Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor.
Warnings: Sex talk, mention of murder and suicidal thoughts, crack.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane, mention of Thor, Frigga and Sleipnir
Summary: Every time Loki tries to say “Will you marry me?” he instead says “I want to bear your children”.
Author’s Note: This one should have been pure crack, but then stupid realism and context had to sneak in. *throws up hands in defeat* Still mostly crack, though!

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