omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Dead Serious I'm-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Frigga )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Take The Avengers, look at what Loki did, and think ‘meh, no big deal’. This is the fic you get.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin
Summary: In which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man.
Author’s Note: Let’s be clear: this is crack. It’s just that nobody informed Thor. (I think I drew this out a little too long to keep the fun-momentum, but ugh, revisions will have to wait until the active memory of the initial writing process has cleared from my brain. Don't judge me, dude. It's gonna take at least a year.)

Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology (the latter of course being an ultimate form of public domain).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. All you need to know about the myths is that Loki once turned into a horse and had a foal, and Thor and Loki once dressed up as a bride and her handmaiden to get Mjolnir back from a giant.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin (x Frigga), mention of Bestla (lots), and Heimdall, Jane and Balder (a little).
Summary: Sing to the tune of “Santa Clause Is Coming To Town”; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla’s come to visit, and now she’s Thor and Loki’s problem.
Author’s Note: For the record, Grandma isn’t a frost giantess in this. Keeping the mythological Aesir-Jotun crossbreeding tradition intact would add a level of fail to Odin’s parenting that boggles the mind too much for me to keep even remotely believable.

Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town )

Legend / Notes

* The ‘bi’ in Bifrost is not a Latin-derived ‘bi’ no matter how the movie may pronounce it, so a one-way Bifrost would not, in fact, be a Monofrost. But Jane liked the pun, okay. Leave her alone.

Profile

omnicat: (Default)
Omnicat

Links

Most Popular Tags

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated 22 July 2025 12:46
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios