omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Guppy Love
Author: Omnicat
Unofficial & Not-For-Profit Adaptation Of: Joe Johnston & co’s Captain America: the First Avenger and Joe and Anthony Russo & co’s Captain America: the Winter Soldier, with some small details from Marvel Comics continuities added in to fill blanks left by the aforementioned movies.
Characters & Pairings: Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes & Bucky’s Mother x Bucky’s Father
Summary: Bucky can’t sing or swim, except that he totally can. It’s complicated. // aka the one where Bucky is a merman and the greatest tragedy in a child’s life is not being able to go swimming with your friends
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Guppy Love )

Hook, Line, and Sinker (WORK IN PROGRESS)
The lives and loves of Bucky Barnes, shapeshifting merman.
Guppy Love
Bucky can’t sing or swim, except that he totally can. It’s complicated.
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a merman and the greatest tragedy in a child’s life is not being able to go swimming with your friends // Steve x Bucky
Lots of Fish in the Sea
     Chapter: Bucky and Steve
     Chapter: Bucky and Peggy
     Chapter: Bucky and Steve and Peggy
     Chapter: Steve and Peggy
     Chapter: Bucky
Hydra had Bucky on a lab table for god knows how long and never discovered his secret. Cue Agent Carter walking in on it pretty much the moment he and Steve make it back to camp.
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a merman and once you’ve lived through your single worst nightmare, ‘chasing tail’ puns are a close second // Steve x Peggy x Bucky
Plankton
Canon-divergent AU branching off from the more or less canon-compliant Hook, Line, and Sinker. Steve walks away from the wreckage of the Valkyrie and returns home in time to propose to Peggy on V-E day, and some fifteen years later, the Winter Soldier's handlers make the grave mistake of sending Bucky Barnes after his best guy and girl's young children.
It's all domestic fluff and hurt/comfort and suburban absurdity from there. :D The mermaid thing may or may not be relevant or even visibly present in any given installment. Fics with "fish" theme titles contain overt mermaid stuff, fics with "bird" themed titles don't.
Heaven
A man may take himself out of the war, and the war out of himself, but what does he put back in?
Early Birds
They have a lot of options. Not least of which: going back to sleep while the grown-ups do their thing.
The Christmas Cookie Caper
What's a brainwashed assassin turned suburban dad supposed to do to keep his homemade baked goods safe around here?
Once Upon A Tide
     Once Upon A Tide...
     Ten Years Later
“Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a fisherman, a fisherwoman, and a merman...” // standalone / sidestory
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a shapeshifting merman, and his children are deeply unimpressed with the lack of imagination that goes into their bedtime stories. The alternative is... unfortunate, though.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Fly on the Wings of Love - The Love )

Pay It Forward
Bucky tries to do nice things for his friends. They're so busy doing the same for him it's almost impossible to succeed.
Hugs, good food, and better company. Because after The Winter Soldier, everyone in this room deserves nice things.
Riviera Life
Sam and Steve have been traversing Europe looking for Bucky. Not everyone is convinced it isn’t an open invitation road trip.
Fly on the Wings of Love
     Chapter: The Wings
Bucky just wants to show his appreciation for everything Sam has done for Steve. Of course, Tony Stark’s middle name is ‘needlessly difficult’.
     Chapter: The Love
Bucky tries to set Natasha up with Sam. He’s a bit late for that party, but he managed to find Steve’s shield and replace Sam’s wings: he’ll come up with something for her.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Bucky just wants to show his appreciation for everything Sam has done for Steve. Of course, Tony Stark’s middle name is ‘needlessly difficult’.

Fly on the Wings of Love - The Wings )

Pay It Forward
Bucky tries to do nice things for his friends. They're so busy doing the same for him it's almost impossible to succeed.
Hugs, good food, and better company. Because after The Winter Soldier, everyone in this room deserves nice things.
Riviera Life
Sam and Steve have been traversing Europe looking for Bucky. Not everyone is convinced it isn’t an open invitation road trip.
Fly on the Wings of Love
     Chapter: The Wings
Bucky just wants to show his appreciation for everything Sam has done for Steve. Of course, Tony Stark’s middle name is ‘needlessly difficult’.
     Chapter: The Love
Bucky tries to set Natasha up with Sam. He’s a bit late for that party, but he managed to find Steve’s shield and replace Sam’s wings: he’ll come up with something for her.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Riviera Life
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Joe Johnston & co’s Captain America: the First Avenger and the Russo brothers & co’s Captain America: the Winter Soldier.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Steve & Bucky & Sam & Natasha
Summary: Steve has been traversing Europe looking for Bucky. Not everyone is convinced it isn’t an open invitation road trip.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Riviera Life )

Pay It Forward
Bucky tries to do nice things for his friends. They're so busy doing the same for him it's almost impossible to succeed.
Hugs, good food, and better company. Because after The Winter Soldier, everyone in this room deserves nice things.
Riviera Life
Sam and Steve have been traversing Europe looking for Bucky. Not everyone is convinced it isn’t an open invitation road trip.
Fly on the Wings of Love
     Chapter: The Wings
Bucky just wants to show his appreciation for everything Sam has done for Steve. Of course, Tony Stark’s middle name is ‘needlessly difficult’.
     Chapter: The Love
Bucky tries to set Natasha up with Sam. He’s a bit late for that party, but he managed to find Steve’s shield and replace Sam’s wings: he’ll come up with something for her.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Bills To Pay
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers, and Alan Taylor & co’s Thor: The Dark World.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Entirely non-explicit sex and frank talk of sex.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane x Thor
Summary: Note to self: alien royals make for bad house guests. // happy clappy post-TDW AU. No spoilers.
Author’s Note: Set in the 'verse created in The Worst Laid Plans, which, unlike this fic, has ALL THE SPOILERS. No knowledge of that one is needed to enjoy this one, but of course I encourage you to read both when you can. :P Enjoy!

Bills To Pay )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans, Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Weird Worldbuilding Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Dead Serious I'm-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
The Worst Laid Plans; Frigga )

The Worst Laid Plans
Odin
Frigga
Tongue-In-Cheek Fandral Bonus
Things That Were Put On A Bus Bonus
Dead Serious I’m-Not-Even-Kidding Design Bonus
Weird Worldbuilding Bonus
Epilogue: Vitally Important Jane Foster Bonus
“Did you think I would not know your voice from any throat? My own boy?” // “I had meant only to deceive the elves while I got the mortal and myself to safety, but... well, opportunity arose, so I improvised.” // TDW fix-it fic. Retconning Odin’s A+ Parenting and Frigga’s fate because I don’t want to live with a headcanon wherein those things exist, as well as a few other minor quibbles because I saw an opportunity to have fun while doing it.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
TITLE: The Fairy Jar
AUTHOR: Omnicat
SUMMARY: Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It's Loki's fault, of course. But two can play that game.
NOTES/WARNINGS: No warnings so far. Will most likely be edited slightly for canon compliance once The Dark World comes out.

Chapter II )

The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)

Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. What else were you expecting?

The Fairy Jar )



The Fairy Jar (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Chapter I
Chapter II
Jane Foster is stuck in a jar, three inches tall and wearing a dress made of flower petals. It’s Loki’s fault, of course. But two can play that game.

omnicat: (for Tron - Users 1982)
Title: The Butler and the Firewall
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man and Iron Man 2, Shane Black & co’s Iron Man 3, Steven Lisberger & co’s Tron, and Joseph Kosinksi & co’s Tron: Legacy.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Violence.
Characters & Pairings: Tron & J.A.R.V.I.S. & Tony & Lora
Summary: “I knew a program called Jarvis once.” “A friend of yours, sir?” “He was a back-stabbing, boot-licking, unprincipled data-pusher who abandoned his User and got exactly what was coming to him,” Tron said. “I’m sorry, sir. I hope you won’t hold the memory of this person against me,” J.A.R.V.I.S. said. LoraB heaved a weary sigh. “Tron, honey, we talked about this. ‘Tact’, remember?”
Author’s Note: A pair of loose excerpts from a Tron/MCU crossover epic that will never come to fruition. Woe, alas, et cetera. The context here is that at some point post-Legacy, the secret of the ISOs and what Lora’s laser can do falls into the wrong hands, and Alan is kidnapped for it. So Lora hauls Tron out of the computer to help save him, and along the way they run into one or more of the Earth-dwelling Avengers. I was inspired to write these particular snippets down despite my utter inability to write the epic multichapter of my dreams because tumblr assaulted me with program feels.

The Butler and the Firewall )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: Take The Avengers, look at what Loki did, and think ‘meh, no big deal’. This is the fic you get.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin
Summary: In which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man.
Author’s Note: Let’s be clear: this is crack. It’s just that nobody informed Thor. (I think I drew this out a little too long to keep the fun-momentum, but ugh, revisions will have to wait until the active memory of the initial writing process has cleared from my brain. Don't judge me, dude. It's gonna take at least a year.)

Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: The Q Word
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Joss Whedon & co’s The Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific for Thor.
Warnings: Language. Might not be entirely safe if you’ve got an embarassment squick.
Characters & Pairings: Frigga, Loki, Natasha and others.
Summary: Frigga does not approve of Loki’s language and makes him apologize to Natasha for his Shakespearean insults.
Author’s Note: As usual, a heaping helping of crack for the kink meme.

The Q Word )

PSAN: Spoiler )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Mating Rituals
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor. Also includes references to Norse mythology, which is of course ridiculously public domain, and Marvel’s Avengers.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor.
Warnings: Sex talk, mention of murder and suicidal thoughts, crack.
Characters & Pairings: Loki x Jane, mention of Thor, Frigga and Sleipnir
Summary: Every time Loki tries to say “Will you marry me?” he instead says “I want to bear your children”.
Author’s Note: This one should have been pure crack, but then stupid realism and context had to sneak in. *throws up hands in defeat* Still mostly crack, though!

Mating Rituals )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and Norse mythology (the latter of course being an ultimate form of public domain).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. All you need to know about the myths is that Loki once turned into a horse and had a foal, and Thor and Loki once dressed up as a bride and her handmaiden to get Mjolnir back from a giant.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Odin (x Frigga), mention of Bestla (lots), and Heimdall, Jane and Balder (a little).
Summary: Sing to the tune of “Santa Clause Is Coming To Town”; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla’s come to visit, and now she’s Thor and Loki’s problem.
Author’s Note: For the record, Grandma isn’t a frost giantess in this. Keeping the mythological Aesir-Jotun crossbreeding tradition intact would add a level of fail to Odin’s parenting that boggles the mind too much for me to keep even remotely believable.

Grandma Bestla’s Coming To Town )

Legend / Notes

* The ‘bi’ in Bifrost is not a Latin-derived ‘bi’ no matter how the movie may pronounce it, so a one-way Bifrost would not, in fact, be a Monofrost. But Jane liked the pun, okay. Leave her alone.
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Little Tasha
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: The Marvel Cinematic Universe, with references to Norse mythology.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor and Iron Man 2.
Warnings: Loki is only ever nice to kids.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Natasha Romanoff, joking reference to Loki x Natasha that can be interpreted as something serious if your goggles slant that way, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, reference to Thor x Jane and Tony x Pepper.
Summary: Natasha is turned into a child and the Avengers don’t know what to do with her. Enter Loki, who always wanted another little girl, and is the best babysitter ever.
Author’s Note: This is only comics compliant when I want to be. :P

Little Tasha )
omnicat: (for MCU - Natasha)
Title: Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor, to a lesser extent Jon Favreau & co’s Iron Man 2 and Marvel’s X-Men, and including references to Norse mythology, Joe Johnston & co’s Captain America: the First Avenger and Marvel’s Fantastic Four.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor and certain plot twists in Iron Man 2 and Captain America: the First Avenger.
Warnings: Brothers being jerks. Language. Non-graphic violence and destruction.
Characters & Pairings: Loki, Thor, Mystique, mentioned Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Jane Foster, Natasha Romanoff, Sigyn, Sif, Jarnsaxa, Loki x Sigyn, Loki x Natasha, Thor x Jane, Thor x Sif, Thor x Jarnsaxa, and Immortals Everywhere x Unusual Ideas About Fidelity.
Summary: After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki’s Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun in Loki, and Once He Succeeded )

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