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Title: Musings of a Cat-Kneazle Halfbreed
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: PG, or K+ Rated for the slightest of innuendo, but regulations are regulations...
Genre: General, some Humor, little to no cat-Romance and Cat-Servant relationships (so deserves a Genre of its own).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Harry Potter books 1-6, 3 and 6 in particular.
Warnings: Random-ness, some slightly Smutty jokes, mild Dog-Bashing. Plot, What Plot?
Pairings: Hints of Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley and Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley and of unrequited Crookshanks x McGonagall’s Animagus Form.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter-world was created by the wonderful J.K. Rowling. That is not me. I could only wish to have a name as neutral as Joanne. *pouts* Or to get as rich as she must be by now with my fanfiction...
Summary: One-shot, Crookshanks POV. Musings on his Hermione, pygmy puffs and Ginny, Mrs. Norris and Filch, feline hierarchy, dogs and servants. Apart from that, PWP.
Author’s Note: This story was written as an ode to every housecat all over the world, and Crookshanks in particular. I love cats. They are smart, independent, sneaky, and adorable. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me can go walk the dog or something. ;P Enjoy!
( Musings of a Cat-Kneazle Halfbreed )
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: PG, or K+ Rated for the slightest of innuendo, but regulations are regulations...
Genre: General, some Humor, little to no cat-Romance and Cat-Servant relationships (so deserves a Genre of its own).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Harry Potter books 1-6, 3 and 6 in particular.
Warnings: Random-ness, some slightly Smutty jokes, mild Dog-Bashing. Plot, What Plot?
Pairings: Hints of Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley and Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley and of unrequited Crookshanks x McGonagall’s Animagus Form.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter-world was created by the wonderful J.K. Rowling. That is not me. I could only wish to have a name as neutral as Joanne. *pouts* Or to get as rich as she must be by now with my fanfiction...
Summary: One-shot, Crookshanks POV. Musings on his Hermione, pygmy puffs and Ginny, Mrs. Norris and Filch, feline hierarchy, dogs and servants. Apart from that, PWP.
Author’s Note: This story was written as an ode to every housecat all over the world, and Crookshanks in particular. I love cats. They are smart, independent, sneaky, and adorable. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me can go walk the dog or something. ;P Enjoy!
( Musings of a Cat-Kneazle Halfbreed )
PSAN: I hope you enjoyed the fic. ;) And always remember:
"DOGS HAVE MASTERS, BUT CATS HAVE SERVANTS."
Additional Notes
* Rumour on the rooftop had it that she had been sighted in the vicinity of thorn bushes during mating season. It may sound strange, but the penis of a male cat is full of little hooks, which grip into the insides of the female when mating, to evoke ovulation. As a girl, I can only guess it bloody hurts, which would be the reason my cats tend to fight off their mating partners.
