Next Stop: ...Good Question

Title: Duck Foetus Egg
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: None really, but you never enjoy a fanfic as much as when you know what it’s talking about. ;)
Warnings: You might want to save looking at the Wikipedia entry for balut until after you’ve read the fic. XD Also references to upset stomachs and off-screen sexytimes.
Pairings: Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia
Disclaimer: I disclaim. *points at Schiz* It’s all her fault!
Summary: "Why are you so opposed to eating babies?" An inevitable question for every visit to specialty restaurants. Quatre x Dorothy
Author’s Note: Giftfic forschizoid_sprite! Having never seen, let alone eaten, real balut, I’m not sure I got all the stuff about the food right, so correct me if there’s a major screw-up anywhere. Three hundred years may change the way we eat things, but that only goes so far. :P Well, here goes nothing. I hope this is what you had in mind!
 

PSAN: Having written this, I still maintain that the traditional Dutch way of eating new herring - raw, sprinkled with union, dangling it over your head and lowering it into your mouth hoping the union won’t get up your nose - is the most silly culinary habit in the world. ;)