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Title: Earth King Tranquillizer
Author: Omnicat v''v 
Rating: T 
Genre: Humor 
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Up until "Lake Laogai". 
Warnings: Very perverted humor. 
Pairings: Earth King Kuei x Joo Dee 
Disclaimer: Once you’ve read this you’ll know exactly why I’m not part of the Avatar production team. 
Summary: Just how did Long Feng keep the Earth King pacified for all those years? 
Author’s Note: Enjoy! ;D
 

 
PSAN: Should I duck to avoid rotten fruit or is the coast clear?