Next Stop: ...Good Question

Title: Cheating Doesn't Work That Way
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The entire series plus Endless Waltz.
Warnings: Some foul language, split-personality related relationship hijinxes.
Pairings: Sally x Une and Nichol x Une. Except not exactly.
Disclaimer: I’m just playing with them. Will return to their rightful owners when I’m done. Yes, yes, they’ll be intact.
Summary: Lady Une is breaking up with two people at the same time, neither of whom she had been involved with.
Author’s Note: The psychology in this is a lot neater than I’m sure it would be in real life, and what Sally says about MPD/DID was, when last I checked, nothing but one theory among several, which I’ve taken and promoted to Future Proven Fact. So don’t go quoting me on this now. ;)
 

PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^