omnicat: (for HP - Dumbledore)
Title: Happy Feet
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books from Philosopher’s Stone to Deathly Hallows.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Dumbledore x Grindelwald & Slughorn
Summary: Christmastime, season of miracles. Or at least strange in-jokes implausibly crossing time and space. “I do believe my socks are haunted.” // 626 words
Author’s Note: Written for lah_mrh in the 2018 Trick or Treat Exchange on AO3. Enjoy!

Happy Feet )
omnicat: (for HP - Marauders)

Title: Halloween Mayhem
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T
Genre: General, Humor, Angst, light Romance. Deals mostly with the Marauders’ frienship.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All seven Harry Potter books.
Warnings: Light swearing, minor physical and magical violence.
Pairings: As of yet unrequited Remus Lupin x ‘Girl who likes Amaryllis Flowers’ (not an OC). Allusions to James Potter x A History of OFCs and Sirius Black x A History of OFCs. Brief Sirius Black x Dorcas Meadows. Suspected Remus Lupin x Lily Evans. Hints of future James Potter x Lily Evans and ‘hints’ of future Remus Lupin x Nymphadora Tonks.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and everything related to him belongs to J.K. Rowling. That’s not me. ‘Amaryllis Girl’ (Shara Carter) doesn’t belong to me either; she is the property of whoever holds the copyrights to Teknoman/Tekkaman Blade.
Summary: [Written for the 2006 Halloween Fanfic Exchange.] Remus goes for the girl and involuntarily causes wide-spread chaos. He’s not pleased. Neither are his friends. Tempers flare, and flare... Will there be a last one to laugh?
Author’s Note: This story is set during the Marauders’ fifth year, before the Snape/Whomping Willow incident, but after Sirius, James and Peter manage to become Animagi and the creation of the Marauders’ Map.
 

Halloween Mayhem - Chapter One )

Halloween Mayhem
Chapter One; Take Your Positions!
Chapter Two; And Lose Them Again...
Chapter Three; Regroup ASAP
Chapter Four; This Is Called A Collision
Chapter Five; I Did Warn You Guys - That Hurts
Chapter Six; We'll Be Playing Blind Today
Chapter Seven; Bet You Didn't See That Coming
Chapter Eight; Somebody Tell Me I'm Dreaming
Chapter Nine; Please Play Nicely
Chapter Ten; Surprise, Surprise
[Written for the 2006 Halloween Fanfic Exchange.] Remus goes for the girl and involuntarily causes wide-spread chaos. He’s not pleased. Neither are his friends. Tempers flare, and flare... Will there be a last one to laugh?
omnicat: (for HP - Marauders)

Summary of the Story so far: Remus has, after a long time of pining, gathered up the courage to ask McGonagall for help in courting the girl he likes.
Lily, who helped him find McGonagall, has in her impatience tried to find out what he was up to, and feels guilty afterwards; she can’t convince herself completely that her Prefect’s responsibilities were the only reason, and that Severus’s accusations that Remus is keeping a dangerous secret had nothing to do with it.
After a row with James, Sirius was out for the same thing, but he used a more direct approach... Poor Remus didn’t know what was coming to him, and was, considering his earlier insecurities, easily coaxed, bribed and harassed into telling Sirius about his plan, and Sirius later relays the story to James. However, the two of them make the big mistake of laughing at Remus for it. So while Peter is in the Hospital Wing recovering from a skewed decoy plot, Sirius and James, too, are now sporting black eyes.
Remus’s foul mood is lifted somewhat when Lily (trying to make up for her earlier lack of faith in him) offers to help him tackle his shyness.
Meanwhile, Sirius has taken it upon himself to find out what the suspicious new rumour that is going around Hogwarts is about. He is shocked when he hears it, and confronts Remus with it - or rather, accuses him of trying to seduce Lily. This finally pushes Remus over the edge. Harsh words are exchanged between them, and when James’s ignorance, too, is roughly shattered, the situation explodes. Who knows where the flying debris will hit home?
 

Halloween Mayhem - Chapter Five )

Halloween Mayhem
Chapter One; Take Your Positions!
Chapter Two; And Lose Them Again...
Chapter Three; Regroup ASAP
Chapter Four; This Is Called A Collision
Chapter Five; I Did Warn You Guys - That Hurts
Chapter Six; We'll Be Playing Blind Today
Chapter Seven; Bet You Didn't See That Coming
Chapter Eight; Somebody Tell Me I'm Dreaming
Chapter Nine; Please Play Nicely
Chapter Ten; Surprise, Surprise
[Written for the 2006 Halloween Fanfic Exchange.] Remus goes for the girl and involuntarily causes wide-spread chaos. He’s not pleased. Neither are his friends. Tempers flare, and flare... Will there be a last one to laugh?
omnicat: (for HP - Marauders)

Author’s Note: Dunno why I’m saying this, but Shara is pronounced ‘Shah-rah’. And another thing: Teknoman (or, to use the original title, Tekkaman Blade), the series I borrowed Shara from, is a Japanese cartoon, better known as an anime. It’s quite old, so the quality of the animations is sometimes a bit poor. To put it simply: I’ve never been able to make completely sure of what eye colour Shara really has - hence the reason none of the characters know. It seems to be some kind of purple, though... Here, have a look: www.fanimanga.com/TB/shara.html
More info on the original Shara and Teknoman in the PSAN.

 

Halloween Mayhem - Chapter Eight )


PSAN:
 
 

Extra Info on Shara )

Halloween Mayhem
Chapter One; Take Your Positions!
Chapter Two; And Lose Them Again...
Chapter Three; Regroup ASAP
Chapter Four; This Is Called A Collision
Chapter Five; I Did Warn You Guys - That Hurts
Chapter Six; We'll Be Playing Blind Today
Chapter Seven; Bet You Didn't See That Coming
Chapter Eight; Somebody Tell Me I'm Dreaming
Chapter Nine; Please Play Nicely
Chapter Ten; Surprise, Surprise
[Written for the 2006 Halloween Fanfic Exchange.] Remus goes for the girl and involuntarily causes wide-spread chaos. He’s not pleased. Neither are his friends. Tempers flare, and flare... Will there be a last one to laugh?
omnicat: (for HP - Marauders)

Summary of the Story so far: Remus has, after a long time of pining, gathered up the courage to ask McGonagall for help in courting the girl he likes.
Lily, who helped him find McGonagall, has in her impatience tried to find out what he was up to, and feels guilty afterwards; she can’t convince herself completely that her Prefect’s responsibilities were the only reason, and that Severus’s accusations that Remus is keeping a dangerous secret had nothing to do with it.
After a row with James, Sirius was out for the same thing, but he used a more direct approach... Poor Remus didn’t know what was coming to him, and was, considering his earlier insecurities, easily coaxed, bribed and harassed into telling Sirius about his plan, and Sirius later relays the story to James. However, the two of them make the big mistake of laughing at Remus for it. So while Peter is in the Hospital Wing recovering from a skewed decoy plot, Sirius and James, too, are now sporting black eyes.
Remus’s foul mood is lifted somewhat when Lily (trying to make up for her earlier lack of faith in him) offers to help him tackle his shyness.
Meanwhile, Sirius has taken it upon himself to find out what the suspicious new rumour that is going around Hogwarts is about. He is shocked when he hears it, and confronts Remus with it - or rather, accuses him of trying to seduce Lily. This finally pushes Remus over the edge. Harsh words are exchanged between them, leaving both unsettled. James, too, hears the rumour, and his reaction outmatches even Remus’s anger.
When Sirius and James, both shaken mentally, meet up again, they decide to find out what’s really going on between Remus and Lily by letting Peter spy on them.
The newly recovered Peter, however, runs into Remus before Sirius and James can get to him, and finds out what happened... and just how miserable it’s making Remus. Remus makes him promise not to tell James or Sirius about it, which forces Peter to take on the job of spying on him to prove that he is really not after Lily.
He succeeds, and James, upon hearing the truth, is relieved enough to apologize to Remus. But Remus refuses his offer to bury the hatchet, and when James suggests to the other Marauders that they make it up to him by "preparing" Shara for Remus’s planned courting, Sirius, too, refuses and turns out to have finally decided on a response to Remus’s harsh words; anger.
However, upon remembering that Shara has two older brothers (bulky seventh year Beaters), James becomes desperate to find a way to help Remus. He comes up with the most unlikely of strategies; enlisting Lily’s help. But when he manages to convince her to cooperate (she still feels guilty and is trying to make up for what she did, though James doesn’t know that), his plan is ruined when Remus finds out about it and forbids him to come near Shara.
The Marauders are stuck in something like a cold war as the days pass and Halloween approaches. The tension is high, and one day, Peter just can’t take it anymore...

 

Halloween Mayhem - Chapter Ten )

Halloween Mayhem
Chapter One; Take Your Positions!
Chapter Two; And Lose Them Again...
Chapter Three; Regroup ASAP
Chapter Four; This Is Called A Collision
Chapter Five; I Did Warn You Guys - That Hurts
Chapter Six; We'll Be Playing Blind Today
Chapter Seven; Bet You Didn't See That Coming
Chapter Eight; Somebody Tell Me I'm Dreaming
Chapter Nine; Please Play Nicely
Chapter Ten; Surprise, Surprise
[Written for the 2006 Halloween Fanfic Exchange.] Remus goes for the girl and involuntarily causes wide-spread chaos. He’s not pleased. Neither are his friends. Tempers flare, and flare... Will there be a last one to laugh?
omnicat: (for HP - RLxNT)

Title: A Danger of her Own
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T
Genre: Romance
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Prisoner of Azkaban, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows.
Warnings: Naughty Nymphadora... *waggles eyebrows*
Pairings: Remus Lupin x Nymphadora Tonks
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and everything related to him belongs to J.K. Rowling. That’s not me.
Summary: One-shot ficlet. ..."He told her he was poor. She didn’t care. He told her he was old. She’d proven him wrong. He told her he was dangerous. Well, so was she."... RLxNT, obviously.
Author’s Note: All my older fics I hadn't posted already, I'm going to post in the next week or so. I know I've said that before, but this time I mean business, because while browsing my fanfiction folder a little while ago I discovered that my hard copies of six or seven fics have vanished into thin cyber-air. Cue much shrieking and flailing and me learning more about my computer than I thought there was to know in my (futile, by the way) search for the missing files. I ended up copying the versions that were already online back into text files. When I could. I'm still waiting for the moment I suddenly remember a fic I'd never put online and have thus lost forever. 8|
 

A Danger of her Own )

PSAN: *sigh* I need to learn to better reign in my bunnies.
omnicat: (for HP - RLxNT)

Title: This is how it happened...
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T to keep things safe.
Genre: Romance, Humor
Spoilers: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and the Order of the Phoenix, and the Half-Blood Prince. Character, character and plot respectively.
Warnings: Suggestiveness. Yep.
Pairings: Remus Lupin x Nymphadora Tonks
Disclaimer: Look at what it says in the summary; ‘Filling in the gaps that the wonderful JK Rowling so kindly leaves us.’ I personally don’t think the creator of Harry Potter would mind me doing this. Just to be safe, I hereby declare that I hold no claim to anything to do with Harry Potter and make no money in whatever currency by writing this.
Summary: HBP post–infirmary setting. Filling in the gaps that the wonderful JK Rowling so kindly leaves us. One of the more humorous possible ways for Remus and Tonks to have finally gotten together: with a little help from Peeves...
Author’s Note: Set between the scene in the Hospital Wing and the funeral. Enjoy.
 

This is how it happened... )


PSAN: Just continuing my reposting spree, nothing to see here, moving on!

omnicat: (for HP - Ginny)
Title: Midnight Inanity
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The books up until Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Warnings: Swearing and innuendo.
Characters & Pairings: Ginny, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, hints of RLxNT and HPxGW
Summary: Ginny and Hermione sneak down for a midnight snack at Grimmauld Place and accidentally overhear a conversation between Moony and Padfoot. They find out that the Marauders are still very much alive in those two...
Author’s Note: Plot? What Plot?

Midnight Inanity )

PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^
omnicat: (for HP - Ginny)
Title: Musings of a Cat-Kneazle Halfbreed
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: PG, or K+ Rated for the slightest of innuendo, but regulations are regulations...
Genre: General, some Humor, little to no cat-Romance and Cat-Servant relationships (so deserves a Genre of its own).
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Harry Potter books 1-6, 3 and 6 in particular.
Warnings: Random-ness, some slightly Smutty jokes, mild Dog-Bashing. Plot, What Plot?
Pairings: Hints of Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley and Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley and of unrequited Crookshanks x McGonagall’s Animagus Form.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter-world was created by the wonderful J.K. Rowling. That is not me. I could only wish to have a name as neutral as Joanne. *pouts* Or to get as rich as she must be by now with my fanfiction...
Summary: One-shot, Crookshanks POV. Musings on his Hermione, pygmy puffs and Ginny, Mrs. Norris and Filch, feline hierarchy, dogs and servants. Apart from that, PWP.
Author’s Note: This story was written as an ode to every housecat all over the world, and Crookshanks in particular. I love cats. They are smart, independent, sneaky, and adorable. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me can go walk the dog or something. ;P Enjoy!
 Musings of a Cat-Kneazle Halfbreed )


PSAN: I hope you enjoyed the fic. ;) And always remember:

"DOGS HAVE MASTERS, BUT CATS HAVE SERVANTS."

 

Additional Notes

* Rumour on the rooftop had it that she had been sighted in the vicinity of thorn bushes during mating season. It may sound strange, but the penis of a male cat is full of little hooks, which grip into the insides of the female when mating, to evoke ovulation. As a girl, I can only guess it bloody hurts, which would be the reason my cats tend to fight off their mating partners.
omnicat: (for HP - Dumbledore)

Title: Aberforth’s Revenge
Author: Omnicat
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor, Parody
Spoilers: Up ’till Half-Blood Prince, especially if you combine it with the warnings.
Warnings: Old men with long grey beards and smelling of goat taking revenge! *ominous roll of thunder* The Macarena! Uhm... Better not read this if you have recently read the last few chapters of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and was heavily affected by it. It tasted rather bad when I did. But most importantly: THIS IS UTTERLY STUPID!
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Let’s see, what in this fic does not belong to me... Anything created by J.K. Rowling, for one. *ominous roll of thunder* The Macarena is not mine, and I wouldn’t want it any other way, thankyouverymuch! Sisi isn’t either... The Teletubbies are certainly not mine, get them away from me, I’m sorry for mentioning them! Ahem. Anything I would make through this fic would be mine, but sadly that is not happening, and never will.
Summary: Aberforth Dumbledore is sick and tired of looking up at his brother Albus’s huge magic castle through the dirty windows of the Hog’s Head, and decides it is time for a change around Hogsmeade. Bring out the goats!
Author’s Note: Despite the little spoilers for book six, this fic could be situated anywhere in the first six years of Harry’s education. Beware of your sanity when reading this. It might want to run away. Mine did. If you know it’s usual hidey-hole, just let it, would you? It would be merciful. Oh, and please don’t try to sue me when it happens and you don’t know how to get it back. I have warned you. I actually wrote this while wide awake, and I still managed to post it! Wow. Well, time for you to see what horrors I am capable of producing while fully (ahem) conscious. Enjoy and shiver!
 

Aberforth's Revenge )


PSAN: I reread this before posting and holy crap, what was I thinking?! XD

omnicat: (for HP - Ginny)
Title: For Fear the Squirrels Know
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Up until Order of the Phoenix.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Ginny and Luna
Summary: Luna comes to visit Ginny the day after her brothers have left for Hogwarts. // cutesy kiddy gen
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

For Fear the Squirrels Know )

PSAN: When I was rereading the series recently, I kept being struck with thoughts along the lines of tiny!Ginny is so cute! ^.^

Additional Notes

Spoiler for Fic )
omnicat: (for HP - RLxNT)

Title: A Fluffy Little Bunny By Any Other Name
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / G
Genre: FLUFF with basic Humoristic and Romantic overtones. C:
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Try all seven Harry Potter books.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Nymphadora Tonks x Remus Lupin
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize as J.K. Rowling’s is hers.
Summary: Tonks succeeded in brewing the Wolfsbane Potion and now has every intention of getting to inspect the results of her handiwork. RLxNT
Author’s Note: This fic was partially inspired by Jess Pallas’s ‘Without Words’, on FanFiction.Net. Go read that, it’s wonderfully sweet. Wow, hey, where are you going?! Don’t go before you’ve read this! ;P
 

A Fluffy Little Bunny By Any Other Name )


PSAN:
Of course, once Remus is fully human again he’s going to ask Tonks how she could ever think that fluffy little bunnies are not bloodthirsty monsters... But, in the infamous Neverending Story tradition; that’s a tale for another time. Hope you liked it! ^_^

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