Next Stop: ...Good Question

PSAN: This is by no means an attack on trashy romance novels. They’re one of fanfiction’s closest sister genres, I’d say! :P All in good fun. You know what they say: if society gives you silly stereotypes, squeeze them for silly fics!

Oh, yeah... ehm, this story is set somewhere very close to Christmas, some twenty, twenty-five years after the canon. Dorothy was being picky about the Christmas cards again. And fortunately, it worked out very well this time. Treize just... popped up, somewhere along the road. You know how those things go. Didn’t think you would mind, seeing as I had the brought the Freaky Five in without protest already. And on how H was able to go from who knows where Trowa and Wufei live to the colony where Hilde’s Scrapyard is settled, L4 and the Sank kingdom in one night; Santa magic. Secret of the trade, the muse wasn’t allowed to tell me either.

Additional Notes

* “Huh? ...oh, Author!” Once again, no so-called omniscient, omnipotent, worshipper-rich, creative entity is going to steal Omnicat’s praise! :P

Legend

Zechs - Milliardo and Noin’s firstborn son, named after his father’s alias. Sechs is the German word for ‘six’.
Sieben - Milliardo and Noin’s second son. Sieben is the German word for ‘seven’.
Katrina ‘Katie’ - Odin’s younger sister. Named after Relena’s biological mother.
Diana - Roman Goddess of the hunt.
The infamous hereditary 01/06 quarrels - Heero versus Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft speaks for itself. Odin (Germanic/Norse one-eyed god of wisdom and war) and Zechs (see above) carry on the tradition of wanting to blow each other up one minute, backing each other up for the common - ahem - good the other. With relish.
Meiran - Wufei and Sally’s firstborn daughter. Named after Wufei’s first wife, who died when they were both only fourteen.
Victoria - The first daughter of Lady Une, Treize’s second. Roman goddess of victory.
Lokai - Treize and Lady Une’s oldest son. Derived from Loki, mischievous Germanic/Norse god of fire.
Ares - Treize and Lady Une’s youngest son. Greek god of passionate war (as opposite to Minerva, the goddess of smart, intellectual war; Ancient Greeks knew the difference between men and women).
Harry, Horace, Hillbilly, Hayden, Hugh, Hank, Hans, Henrico, Heath, Heidi - Since nobody knows what the Freaky Five’s letters stand for, Zechs Peacecraft, among others, has taken up the habit of calling them by a different name starting with that initial every time.

Ho, Ho, Ho!
Winner Residence
Hilde's Scrap Yard and the Maxwell Maze
Sank Royal Palace
H has drawn the shortest straw once again. He must now execute J’s evil, charitable Christmas schemes and visit six households before daybreak in order to save his own behind. See how this lab–potato with no sense of direction fares.

SPACE COLONISATION BROUGHT TO HALT BY SANITARY PROBLEMS
Some Random Place In Space- Major problems with the plumbing in the already infamous space colonies are causing delays in the construction works.
When the first supply and drainage pipes were tested, it was discovered that with the reduced gravity in the artificial athmosphere, neither drainage nor suppliance of water and waste-products functioned properly. The results have not been disclosed to the public or press, but inside intelligence reports that untill further notice, it is forbidden to take a shower or to cause fires. This newspaper is sure our readers can imagine the chaos a spray of water from a shower head or sprinkler system would cause when the water is not forced to follow a downward path due to the environmental gravity.

( It's Only Horse - Quatre x Catherine )

PSAN: Bedankt dat jullie dit gelezen hebben. Lezen & Loven, alsjeblieft!