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Title: Oak and Reed
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: NBC’s Timeless
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Flynn x Lorena & Jiya x Rufus & Iris & namedrops or cameos from most of the good guy cast + some OC babies
Summary: Time Team and company celebrate the one year anniversary of their victory. You know life is good when you gather together almost two dozen erstwhile traitors, terrorists, cult members, dead people, mad scientists, small children, and one at-risk pregnancy, and the night’s biggest complication is a little height difference. // 2908 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Oak and Reed )

Title: The Honeymoon Suite
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: Doll and Contractor breeding programs, serious consent issues.
Characters & Relationships: Amber x Hei & OC medical personnel
Summary: Once she recovered from the birth, she was introduced to her next donor. Time and time and time again. // 1120 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( The Honeymoon Suite )

PSAN: ...to be continued?

On the one hand, while this is a good stopping point as any, it feels woefully incomplete to my hindbrain, and I want to continue. On the other hand, I currently have no idea what would come after, other than lots of angsty, consent-compromised sex. Which is its own reward, obviously, but I like to have some idea of how a story is going to end before I start writing it, and right now this one is giving me a great big blank.

Title: Gesundheit
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None
Characters & Relationships: Hei & an OC doctor
Summary: He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Gesundheit )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words

Title: Many Hands Make Light Work
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Ootsuka & Misaki & misc OC coworkers
Summary: From a certain point of view, Hei is a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost. // 4076 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Many Hands Make Light Work )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words

Title: Debts Are Like Children
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Relationships: Hei & Kiko
Summary: ‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though. // 1686 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Debts Are Like Children )

Work Ethic
a.k.a. "that other DTB Office AU". :)
Three years after the Tokyo-Explosion-that-wasn't, Hei returns to Japan, where Misaki promptly arrests him - and recruits him to Section Four as their first openly acknowledged Contractor police officer. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Loosely inspired by the Office AU first thought up and written about by darkerthanevanescence, starrycontractor (here, here, and here), major-victory here and here), lolgirl607 (here and here), and tsuki-llama, who are all awesome and let me play in their sandbox.
Jet Black Flower, Origins/Gaiden and Gemini of the Meteor never happened in this 'verse and never will, though I might repurpose one or two things I liked from them.

   The Milk of Human Kindness
The Public Safety Bureau has hired a Contractor, and Tokyo is less than pleased. Luckily, Hei was Li Shengshun before he was Officer Li of Section Four, and Li Shengshun was never as friendless as Hei considered himself to be. // 5510 words
   Debts Are Like Children
‘The smaller they are, the more noise they make.’ When Hei learned that saying from a Peruvian mercenary back in the war, he hadn’t expected the noisy party to ever be the person who owed him money, though.
   Many Hands Make Light Work
From a certain point of view, Hei is just a walking, talking phone charger with an appetite. His coworkers at Section Four notice. Hei almost wishes they didn’t. Almost.
   From the Mouths of Babes
Contractors either make the best or the worst babysitters in the world. The jury's still out.
   Gesundheit
He does not have hay fever. No way. Absolutely not. Never. // 855 words

Title: And Many Happy Returns
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tensai Okamura & co’s Darker than Black: the Black Contractor anime.
Warnings:
Characters & Relationships: Hei x Amber & a kid
Summary: There was a time when he looked more like an old pervert with every year they spent together. // 1568 words
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( And Many Happy Returns )

Title: Once Upon A Tide...
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Captain America: the First Avenger & The Winter Soldier.
Warnings: Standard for canon, though only in hindsight.
Characters & Relationships: Bucky x Peggy x Steve & their kids
Summary: “Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a fisherman, a fisherwoman, and a merman...” // aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a shapeshifting merman, and his children are deeply unimpressed with the lack of imagination that goes into their bedtime stories. The alternative is... unfortunate, though.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Once Upon A Tide... )

Hook, Line, and Sinker (WORK IN PROGRESS)
The lives and loves of Bucky Barnes, shapeshifting merman.
Guppy Love
Bucky can’t sing or swim, except that he totally can. It’s complicated.
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a merman and the greatest tragedy in a child’s life is not being able to go swimming with your friends // Steve x Bucky
Lots of Fish in the Sea
     Chapter: Bucky and Steve
     Chapter: Bucky and Peggy
     Chapter: Bucky and Steve and Peggy
     Chapter: Steve and Peggy
     Chapter: Bucky
Hydra had Bucky on a lab table for god knows how long and never discovered his secret. Cue Agent Carter walking in on it pretty much the moment he and Steve make it back to camp.
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a merman and once you’ve lived through your single worst nightmare, ‘chasing tail’ puns are a close second // Steve x Peggy x Bucky
Plankton
Canon-divergent AU branching off from the more or less canon-compliant Hook, Line, and Sinker. Steve walks away from the wreckage of the Valkyrie and returns home in time to propose to Peggy on V-E day, and some fifteen years later, the Winter Soldier's handlers make the grave mistake of sending Bucky Barnes after his best guy and girl's young children.
It's all domestic fluff and hurt/comfort and suburban absurdity from there. :D The mermaid thing may or may not be relevant or even visibly present in any given installment. Fics with "fish" theme titles contain overt mermaid stuff, fics with "bird" themed titles don't.
Heaven
A man may take himself out of the war, and the war out of himself, but what does he put back in?
Early Birds
They have a lot of options. Not least of which: going back to sleep while the grown-ups do their thing.
The Christmas Cookie Caper
What's a brainwashed assassin turned suburban dad supposed to do to keep his homemade baked goods safe around here?
Once Upon A Tide
     Once Upon A Tide...
     Ten Years Later
“Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a fisherman, a fisherwoman, and a merman...” // standalone / sidestory
aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a shapeshifting merman, and his children are deeply unimpressed with the lack of imagination that goes into their bedtime stories. The alternative is... unfortunate, though.

( 03 - Coup )

Laser Control (WORK IN PROGRESS)
01 - Digitized
02 - Blackout
03 - Coup
Digitization: one part magic, three parts hard work by Yori and the rest of the laser control crew. Resistance: the only thinkable course of action when red once again swarms the system and takes Tron away from her.

( 02 - Blackout )

Laser Control (WORK IN PROGRESS)
01 - Digitized
02 - Blackout
03 - Coup
Digitization: one part magic, three parts hard work by Yori and the rest of the laser control crew. Resistance: the only thinkable course of action when red once again swarms the system and takes Tron away from her.

Summary: Digitization: one part magic, three parts hard work by Yori and the rest of the laser control crew. Resistance: the only thinkable course of action when red once again swarms the system and takes Tron away from her.
Author’s Note: Vaguely AU for Evolution, because while I like the new characters it introduces, I prefer different versions of Tron and Quorra’s backstory. Seriously, they have like three different canon versions each, depending on what part of the franchise you’re looking at.

( 01 - Digitized )

Laser Control (WORK IN PROGRESS)
01 - Digitized
02 - Blackout
03 - Coup
Digitization: one part magic, three parts hard work by Yori and the rest of the laser control crew. Resistance: the only thinkable course of action when red once again swarms the system and takes Tron away from her.

Title: Christmas Crashing
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Marvel’s Thor. Also contains references to Marvel’s X-Men and J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. For the others, suffice to say that Dumbledore’s eyes are famously twinkly, and Shadowcat is a mutant who can pass through solid materials.
Warnings: Sympathetic use of villains and their villainy. Cussing.
Characters & Pairings: Darcy, Loki, Darcy’s OC parents, and a bit of Thor, Jane and Erik.
Summary: Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Author’s Note: Written for a prompt at NorseKink. Enjoy!

( Christmas Crashing )

Darcy’s Dastardly Dates
Loki takes Darcy hostage and proves to be an excellent holiday date. (Also, alliteration!)
Christmas Crashing
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy’s. // 1480 words
Villainous Valentine
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer’s way. // 2087 words

Title: Villains for Minion Reform and Equality of the Enslaved
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Kenneth Branagh & co’s Thor and assorted Norse myths, with references to George Lucas’s Star Wars, Marvel’s Spider-Man, and Marvel’s Captain America.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Thor. More Marvel knowledge is not required, though it does make it more fun. Just know that Spider-Man is a super hero. As is Steve Rogers, whose alias is super manly super warrior Captain America, poster boy of American values, and who also happens to like to draw. As for the mythology, the following knowledge will suffice: Sigyn is Loki’s faithful wife, “Skywalker” is one of Loki’s kennings, and Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree (Yggdrasil) to deliver gossip.
Warnings: Feminism and LGTB with a sense of humour. *gasp*
Characters & Pairings: Sigyn x Loki, mention of Sif x Steve and Jane x Thor
Summary: It starts with that simplest act of villainy: tax fraud. // 1004 words
Author’s Note: Sadly inevitable self-fill of a NorseKink prompt.

( Villains for Minion Reform and Equality of the Enslaved )

PSAN: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Title: And Then, Cannibals
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Heero and his and Relena’s OC daughter
Summary: The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( And Then, Cannibals )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.

Title: Fresh Corpses
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: Discussion of animal death.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena and their OC kid
Summary: Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
Author’s Note: Not exactly the same joke as the first few times, I hope. This thing decided to turn into a 5+1 type of fic, and who am I to deny inspiration when I seem to have thrown myself headfirst into Drabblevember?

( Fresh Corpses )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.

Title: Fresh Blood
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, though nothing specific.
Warnings: That’s a surprise.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena, their OC daughter
Summary: Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Author’s Note: Enjoy.

( Fresh Blood )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.

Title: Fresh Wounds
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena, one piece of OC offspring.
Summary: The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Fresh Wounds )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles.
Fresh Corpses
Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn’t save.
And Then, Cannibals
The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things.

Title: Now I know my ABCs
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / G
Genre: General / Gen fic.
Spoilers: The entire series and Episode Zero.
Warnings: One wildly speculative point of characterisation. Feel free to disagree, I’m just throwing the question out there.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: I disclaim.
Summary: Snippets of Trowa’s life before, during and after the series. He’s a smart kid, but what place does learning have in the life of a mercenary, a mechanic, a gundam pilot? Episode Zero compliant.
Author’s Note: Just a thought that came to me when I was ~~desperately looking for an excuse to slack off all week~~ bored one day and realized Trowa has probably never seen the inside of a classroom in his life.

( Now I know my ABCs )

PSAN: Waah, I almost forgot to post this!

Current Mood: creative

Title: Relena Pie
Author: Omnicat
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: None.
Warnings: It’s kid!fic, ohnoez! D8
Pairings: Heero x Relena.
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Heero, Relena, some offspring, and a beach.
Author’s Note: Whooooo! Guys, look, look, a fic! Man, it feels like this is the first time I’ve finished anything in months. (The collab I did with Robyn doesn’t count, the creative process was completely different.) Phew! TvT And never mind that the first thing I manage to finish after a months-long writer’s block is kid!fic. Even kid!fic has its place, and that place is here. X3

( Relena Pie )

PSAN: *victory dance*

Current Mood: creative

Title: Ho Ho Ho!
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+
Genre: General, Humor.
Spoilers & desirable foreknowledge: No serious requirements, but let’s just make it everything, so you’ll be able to enjoy the more subtle references and won’t be confused by the Denial.
Warnings: AU, Denial (i.e., characters who are supposed to be dead are still alive). But actually not, for this fanfiction follows the best of Gundam traditions. If you don’t stick to a dead (wo)man all the way from the moment they draw their dying breath to the moment they get staked to their coffin, they’ll come back! Alive! Muahahahahaha! Prominent OCs.
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, Milliardo Peacecraft x Lucrezia Noin, hints of Trowa Barton x ?, Wufei Chang x Sally Po, Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker, Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia, Treize Kushrenada x Lady Une.
Disclaimer: Out of proper Christmas Spirit, could we skip this? No? Bleh. All right then, I hold no rights to Gundam Wing, this story is not meant for commercial gain.
Summary: H has drawn the shortest straw once again. He must now execute J’s evil, charitable Christmas schemes and visit six households before daybreak in order to save his own behind. See how this lab–potato with no sense of direction fares.
Author’s Note: For those who liked the previous instalments, I hope you’ll like this one too. For those who didn’t, the torture ends at the bottom of this page. ^_^ This is the last of my utterly disgraceful use of Gundam Wing characters and settings for purely humorous and torturous purposes.

( Ho, Ho, Ho! Sank Royal Palace )

PSAN: Instructor H torment, complete. Feel free to hate Doctor J. Or me. Malicious praise would be welcome as well, naturally. x3

Oh, yeah... ehm, this story is set somewhere very close to Christmas, some twenty, twenty-five years after the canon. Dorothy was being picky about the Christmas cards again. And fortunately, it worked out very well this time. Treize just... popped up, somewhere along the road. You know how those things go. Didn’t think you would mind, seeing as I had the brought the Freaky Five in without protest already. And on how H was able to go from who knows where Trowa and Wufei live to the colony where Hilde’s Scrapyard is settled, L4 and the Sank kingdom in one night; Santa magic. Secret of the trade, the muse wasn’t allowed to tell me either.

Additional Notes

* “Huh? ...oh, Author!” Once again, no so-called omniscient, omnipotent, worshipper-rich, creative entity is going to steal Omnicat’s praise! :P

Legend

Zechs - Milliardo and Noin’s firstborn son, named after his father’s alias. Sechs is the German word for ‘six’.
Sieben - Milliardo and Noin’s second son. Sieben is the German word for ‘seven’.
Katrina ‘Katie’ - Odin’s younger sister. Named after Relena’s biological mother.
Diana - Roman Goddess of the hunt.
The infamous hereditary 01/06 quarrels - Heero versus Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft speaks for itself. Odin (Germanic/Norse one-eyed god of wisdom and war) and Zechs (see above) carry on the tradition of wanting to blow each other up one minute, backing each other up for the common - ahem - good the other. With relish.
Meiran - Wufei and Sally’s firstborn daughter. Named after Wufei’s first wife, who died when they were both only fourteen.
Victoria - The first daughter of Lady Une, Treize’s second. Roman goddess of victory.
Lokai - Treize and Lady Une’s oldest son. Derived from Loki, mischievous Germanic/Norse god of fire.
Ares - Treize and Lady Une’s youngest son. Greek god of passionate war (as opposite to Minerva, the goddess of smart, intellectual war; Ancient Greeks knew the difference between men and women).
Harry, Horace, Hillbilly, Hayden, Hugh, Hank, Hans, Henrico, Heath, Heidi - Since nobody knows what the Freaky Five’s letters stand for, Zechs Peacecraft, among others, has taken up the habit of calling them by a different name starting with that initial every time.

Ho, Ho, Ho!
Winner Residence
Hilde's Scrap Yard and the Maxwell Maze
Sank Royal Palace
H has drawn the shortest straw once again. He must now execute J’s evil, charitable Christmas schemes and visit six households before daybreak in order to save his own behind. See how this lab–potato with no sense of direction fares.

Current Mood: busy

Title: Ho Ho Ho!
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+
Genre: General, Humor and something one could call Action/Adventure.
Spoilers & desirable foreknowledge: No serious requirements, but let’s just make it everything, so you’ll be able to enjoy the more subtle references and won’t be confused by the Denial.
Warnings: AU, Denial (i.e., characters who are supposed to be dead are still alive). But actually not, for this fanfiction follows the best of Gundam traditions. If you don’t stick to a dead (wo)man all the way from the moment they draw their dying breath to the moment they get staked to their coffin, they’ll come back! Alive! Muahahahaha! Also some Swearing.
Pairings: Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker, hints of Trowa Barton x ? (I prefer Middie Une, but you can choose anything you like, I’m not very descriptive about this), Wufei Chang x Sally Po, Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia.
Disclaimer: Out of proper Christmas Spirit, could we skip this? No? Bleh. All right then, I hold no rights to Gundam Wing, this story is not meant for commercial gain.
Summary: Wide blue eyes followed the figure across the dark room. Any minute now, the fat man in the funny red disguise and fake beard would meet with one of the numerous traps laid out just for this occasion. Any minute now...
Author’s Note: La la la la God rest ye merry Hippogryff, la la la something~

( Ho, Ho, Ho! Hilde's Scrapyard and the Maxwell Maze )

Ho, Ho, Ho!
Winner Residence
Hilde's Scrap Yard and the Maxwell Maze
Sank Royal Palace
H has drawn the shortest straw once again. He must now execute J’s evil, charitable Christmas schemes and visit six households before daybreak in order to save his own behind. See how this lab–potato with no sense of direction fares.

Current Mood: losing patience with LJ

Title: Ho Ho Ho!
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+
Genre: General, Humor, a titbit of Action/Adventure and Mystery.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: No serious requirements, but let’s just make it everything, so you’ll be able to enjoy the more subtle references and won’t be confused by the Denial.
Warnings: AU, Denial (i.e., characters who are supposed to be dead are still alive). But actually not, for this fanfiction follows the best of Gundam traditions. If you don’t stick to a dead (wo)man all the way from the moment they draw their dying breath to the moment they get staked to their coffin, they’ll come back from the grave! Alive! Muahahahaha!
Pairings: Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia, hints of Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft.
Disclaimer: Out of proper Christmas Spirit, could we skip this? No? Bleh. All right then, I hold no rights to Gundam Wing, this story is not meant for commercial gain.
Summary: DADDY! A fat burglar in a funny red disguise just fell down the chimney! – Well, thank you dear, happy Christmas to you to. Now would you be so kind, my ass is getting scorched. – Serves you right, Instructor, for swearing.
Author’s Note: A little early, but then again, this thing is almost two years old. ^_^;

( Ho, Ho, Ho! Winner Residence )

PSAN: *hums Christmas songs*

Legend

Prima - Italian, female form of ‘first’.
Twey - This is how the Dutch word for ‘two’, twee, would be pronounced in English.
Dritten - Drei is German for three, dritte is ‘third’.
Quinty - Derived from the Latin word for ‘five’.
Octavia - Derived from the Latin word for ‘eight’.
(Yeah, Quatre and Dorothy only produced daughters here. Ironic, ain’t it? And off the record, so did Wufei with Sally. Evil Authoress, teehee.)
Solo - Duo and Hilde’s first born son.
Hell’s Twins - Helen and Helga Maxwell, Solo’s younger sisters (twins).
‘Young’ Odin - Heero and Relena’s firstborn son.
Triton Bloom Jr. - Do I even need to explain? Trowa’s first born son, whether it be with Middie Une, Lady Une or someone else entirely. You decide which thought you like best.

Ho, Ho, Ho!
Winner Residence
Hilde's Scrap Yard and the Maxwell Maze
Sank Royal Palace
H has drawn the shortest straw once again. He must now execute J’s evil, charitable Christmas schemes and visit six households before daybreak in order to save his own behind. See how this lab–potato with no sense of direction fares.

Current Mood: chipper

Title: Fresh Meat
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Masashi Ikeda & co’s Gundam Wing, including side stories.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of the above, but nothing specific.
Warnings: None.
Characters &Pairings: Heero x Relena, one piece of OC offspring
Summary: Fluffy little thing. Special Agent Yuy on the prowl...
Author’s Note: Enjoy!

( Fresh Meat )

Four Animal Encounters Heero Did Not Enjoy, and One He Did
Fresh Meat
Special Agent Yuy on the prowl. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 290 words
Fresh Wounds
The karmic demise of Special Agent Yuy. // 1xR with a kid, fluffy little thing // 309 words
Fresh Blood
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And Then, Cannibals
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Current Mood: creative

Titel: Vers Vlees
Auteur: Omnicat
Geschikt Voor: Alle Leeftijden
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Geen.
Waarschuwingen: Geen.
Koppels: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft
Disclaimer: *vinkt aan*
Samenvatting: Zoetsappig klein dingetje. Geheim Agent Yuy is op jacht...
Notitie van de Auteur: Veel leesplezier!

( Vers Vlees )

PSAN: Ik hoop dat jullie het leuk vonden. ^_^

Current Mood: creative

Titel: Ho Ho Ho!
Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Waardering: K+
Genre: Algemeen, Humor.
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Geen echte benodigdheden, maar laten we het maar op alles houden, zodat je van de subtielere verwijzingen zult kunnen genieten en niet in verwarring wordt gebracht door de Ontkenning.
Waarschuwingen: AU, Ontkenning (lees; personages die dood horen te zijn leven nog). Maar eigenlijk niet, want deze fanfic volgt de beste Gundam-tradities. Als je niet bij een dooie blijft vanaf het moment dat ze hun laatste adem uitblazen totdat ze in hun kist vastgenageld worden, zullen ze terug komen uit de dood! Springlevend! Muahahahaha! Godsdienstfanaten opgepast; ook speelt het zich met Kerstmis af, ik ben niet van plan meer respect voor religie te veinzen dan ik heb. Verder dan geduld ga ik niet. Zo is het nou eenmaal.
Koppels: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, Milliardo Peacecraft x Lucrezia Noin, toespelingen op Trowa Barton x ? (ik geef de voorkeur aan Middie Une, maar jullie kunnen kiezen wat jullie willen, ik geef hier geen kenschetsen), Wufei Chang x Sally Po, Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker, Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia, Treize Kushrenada x Lady Une.
Soundtrack: Kerstliedjes natuurlijk!
Disclaimer: Zouden we dit uit passende kerstgedachten over kunnen slaan? Nee? Bleh. Nou goed dan, ik bezit geen rechten op Gundam Wing, dit verhaal is niet bedoeld voor commercieel gewin.
Samenvatting: H heeft weer eens aan het kortste eind getrokken. Hij moet nu J’s snode liefdadige Kerstplannen uitvoeren en vóór zonsopgang zes huishoudens bezoeken. Zie hoe het deze lababoratoriummus zonder richtingsgevoel vergaat.
Notitie van de Auteur: Nou, het heeft even geduurd, maar hier is dan eindelijk het laatste deel van mijn Kerstfic. Voor wie het leuk vond, ik hoop dat jullie hier ook van genieten. Voor wie het niet leuk vond, de martelgang eindigt onderaan deze bladzijde. Dit is de laatste van mijn trilogie aan totaal schaamteloos misbruik van Gundam Wing personages voor puur humoristische en sadistische doeleinden. Ik ga nu eindelijk mijn creativiteit botvieren op mijn volgende verhalen, en de DVD’s van de serie en Endless Waltz die ik met Kerst heb gehad, steeds opnieuw bekijken. (Woehoe!) Lees en geniet! En een gelukkige rest van het jaar voor iedereen!

( Ho Ho Ho! Koninklijk Paleis van Sank )

PSAN: Instructeur H marteling, voltooid. Haat Doctor J gerust. Of mij. Kwaadaardige lof zou natuurlijk ook welkom zijn. Lezen & Loven graag!

O ja... eh, dit verhaal speelt zich vlak voor Kerst af, zo’n twintig, vijfentwintig jaar na de canon. Dorothy was weer eens kieskeurig over de Kerstkaarten. Gelukkig kwam het dit jaar zo goed uit. Treize... dook gewoon ergens onderweg op. Je weet hoe die dingen gaan. Dacht niet dat jullie het erg zouden vinden, aangezien ik de Vreselijke Vijf ook al zonder protest had binnengebracht. En over hoe H het voor elkaar kreeg om van welke kolonie Trowa en Wufei ook bewonen, naar de kolonie waar Hilde’s Schroothoop is gevestigd, L4 en het Sank Koninkrijk te komen in één avond; Kerstmagie. Beroepsgeheim, de muze mocht er niet met mij ook niet over praten.

Aanvullende Notities

* ‘Huh? ...oh, Auteur!’ Nogmaals, geen zogenaamde alziende, alwetende, vereerderrijke, creatieve entiteit gaat Omnicat’s hulde stelen!

Legenda

Zechs - Milliardo en Noin’s eerstgeboren zoon, genoemd naar zijn vaders alias. Sechs is het Duitse woord voor “zes”.

Sieben - Milliardo en Noin’s tweede zoon. Sieben is het Duitse woord voor ‘zeven’.

Katerina ‘Katie’ - Odin’s jongere zusje. Vernoemd naar Relena’s biologische moeder.

Diana - Romeinse Godin van de jacht.

De beruchte erfelijke 01/06 bonje - Heero versus Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft spreekt voor zich. Odin (Germaanse/Noorse eenogige god van wijsheid en oorlog) en Zechs (zie boven) zetten de traditie voort van het het ene moment elkaars bloed willen drinken, om het volgende de handen ineen te slaan voor het grote - ahem - goed. En ze genieten ervan.

Meiran - Wufei en Sally’s eerstgeboren dochter. Vernoemd naar Wufei’s eerste vrouw, die stierf toen ze beiden nog maar veertien waren.

Victoria - De eerste dochter van Lady Une, de tweede van Treize. Romeinse godin van de overwinning.

Lokai - Treize en Lady Une’s oudste zoon. Afgeleid van Loki, de Germaanse/Noorse god van het vuur die dol is op kattekwaad.

Ares - Treize en Lady Une’s jongste zoon. Griekse god van de hartstochtelijke oorlog (tegenover Minerva, de godin van de intellectuele oorlog; Oude Grieken wisten het verschil tussen mannen en vrouwen).

Harry, Horatio, Hillbilly, Huub, Horus, Henk, Hans, Hendrik, Hildebrand, Heidi - Aangezien niemand weet waar de letters van de Vreselijke Vijf voor staan, heeft Zechs Peacecraft, om maar iemand te noemen, er een gewoonte van gemaakt ze iedere keer bij een andere naam beginnend met hun initialen te noemen.

Ho Ho Ho!

Huize Winner
Hilde's Schroothoop en het Maxwell Doolhof
Koninklijk Paleis van Sank

Current Mood: creative

Titel: Ho Ho Ho!
Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Classificatie: K+
Genre: Algemeen, Humor en iets dat Actie/Avontuur genoemd kan worden.
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Geen echte benodigdheden, maar laten we het maar op alles houden, zodat je van de subtielere verwijzingen zult kunnen genieten en niet in verwarring wordt gebracht door de Ontkenning.
Waarschuwingen: AU, Ontkenning (lees; personages die dood horen te zijn leven nog). Maar eigenlijk niet, want deze fanfic volgt de beste Gundam-tradities. Als je niet bij een dooie blijft vanaf het moment dat ze hun laatste adem uitblazen totdat ze in hun kist vastgenageld worden, zullen ze terug komen uit de dood! Springlevend! Muahahahaha! Godsdienstfanaten opgepast; ook speelt het zich met Kerstmis af, ik ben niet van plan respect voor religie te veinzen dat ik niet heb. Verder dan geduld ga ik niet. Zo is het nou eenmaal. En een beetje vuilbekkerij.
Koppels: Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker, toespelingen op Trowa Barton x ? (ik geef de voorkeur aan Middie Une, maar jullie kunnen kiezen wat jullie willen, ik geef hier geen kenschetsen), Wufei Chang x Sally Po, Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft, Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia.
Soundtrack: Kerstliedjes natuurlijk!
Disclaimer: Zouden we dit uit passende kerstgedachten over kunnen slaan? Nee? Bleh. Nou goed dan, ik bezit geen rechten op Gundam Wing, dit verhaal is niet bedoeld voor commercieel gewin.
Samenvatting: Grote blauwe ogen volgden de figuur door de donkere kamer. Elk moment nu kon de dikke man in het rare rode pak en de opplakbaard op een van de vele valstikken stuiten die speciaal voor de gelegenheid waren gelegd...
Notitie van de Auteur: Dit hoofdstuk en het volgende waren eigenlijk niet gepland, maar ik besloot er toch nog twee extra te schrijven. Ik kreeg een (en dan ook maar één, grrr) enthousiaste review voor het Engelse origineel, en besloot dat het toch zonde zou zijn mijn ideeën niet verder uit te werken. Geniet er maar van!

( Ho Ho Ho! Hilde's Schroothoop en het Maxwell Doolhof )

PSAN: Ik had dit oorspronkelijk na Huize Winner gezet omdat die simpelweg niet meer grappig zou zijn als je dit eerst leest. Nou, ik hoop dat ik een paar minuten van je dag iets interessanter heb kunnen maken. Lezen & Loven alsjeblieft!

Aanvullende Notities

* ‘O Auteur laat het alsjeblieft niet...’ Hee, jullie denken toch niet dat ik een of andere godheid met de eer ga laten strijken die ik en ik alleen verdien, hè?

Ho Ho Ho!

Huize Winner
Hilde's Schroothoop en het Maxwell Doolhof
Koninklijk Paleis van Sank

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